Announcing Atoms for Peace

[King Durk the Awesome]

Over the following weeks and months the North Pacific will be leading the charge toward clean energy - clean, healthy, nuclear energy. Our initiative, entitled 'Atoms for Peace', will be spear-headed by our peace-loving President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. President Ahmadinejad will be responsible for overseeing AfP and ensuring that our efforts go toward nuclear energy rather than nuclear weapons. We certainly have no desire for nuclear weaponry and our President is up to the task of convincing the World Assembly of this.

Praise Allah! Praise the North Pacific!

 

[Flemingovia]

Atoms for peace? It is like screwing for virginity.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

screwing virginity has its merits.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

oh wait screwing *for* virginity... nevermind then.