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[King Durk the Awesome]

The court would like to note that the defendant Blue Wolf II has been absent for a period of one (1) week; therefore a plea of 'not guilty' has been rendered with this court. Furthermore the evidence presented to the court seems to justify his innocence; hence the defendant Blue Wolf II is hereby declared not guilty of the charges levied against him.

Thank you for your time.

-Chief Justice JAL

edit: also, 1000th post!

 

[Flemingovia]

*flemingovia slaps JAL with a large hallibut*

Silly boy.







*A hallibut has been the fish of choice in British courts since A.D.1603.

 

[mr_sniffles]

I'll do it as BW is busy with finals and hasn't had the luxury to show up to this.

Perhaps if he had a speedy trial instead of the Prosecution wasting months of time, we wouldn't have had this problem.

Maybe if witnesses and defendants were more cooperative and didn't say one thing while doing another...

but wishes and horses.

 

[Flemingovia]

"Wishes and horses"???

 

[Haor Chall]

Please desist from spamming court threads.