New Kervoskia
TNPer
JAL Quits, NS Rejoices
His image has been burnedin effigy into our memories and will live on
Earlier today in a private IRC discussion with New Kervoskia (aka Rabbi Cellophane) John Ashcroft Land, or JAL, announced his intention to retire completely from NationStates. His decision followed a lengthy review of the state of NationStates and the realization that no amount of coup d’états can bring back 8-track. He leaves behind a legacy that has touched every facet of the game in inappropriate places, but has nonetheless bettered the NS world.
From humble beginnings, he rose quickly through the ranks of countless governments before rapidly descending them. This reporter is certain that JAL will not be forgotten in retirement. I’m especially certain that all that he’s doneto for The Pacific will be remembered for time immemorial.
But I’m going to cut it off here because this is starting to sound like an obituary. He isn’t gone because his mammary will live on in all those in The Pacific, The East, The North Pacific, The West Pacific, Lazarus, Nasicournia, the Grenvali United, Abyss, FRA and Greece.
Goodnight, Sweet Charity.
-New Kervoskia
Writer for the Special Report
His image has been burned
Earlier today in a private IRC discussion with New Kervoskia (aka Rabbi Cellophane) John Ashcroft Land, or JAL, announced his intention to retire completely from NationStates. His decision followed a lengthy review of the state of NationStates and the realization that no amount of coup d’états can bring back 8-track. He leaves behind a legacy that has touched every facet of the game in inappropriate places, but has nonetheless bettered the NS world.
From humble beginnings, he rose quickly through the ranks of countless governments before rapidly descending them. This reporter is certain that JAL will not be forgotten in retirement. I’m especially certain that all that he’s done
But I’m going to cut it off here because this is starting to sound like an obituary. He isn’t gone because his mammary will live on in all those in The Pacific, The East, The North Pacific, The West Pacific, Lazarus, Nasicournia, the Grenvali United, Abyss, FRA and Greece.
Goodnight, Sweet Charity.
-New Kervoskia
Writer for the Special Report