Greetings Infidels!

Tormin

TNPer
Greeting Infidels!

His Majesty, Zenbobobobo IV, Imperial Ruler of the Equitable Arrangement of Tormin, has authorized the opening of diplomatic relations with the infidel nations of the North Pacific. Let it be known, however, that your agression will no longer be tolerated and that we will respond in kind to any further acts of terrorism against our great nation. Your spy satellites will confirm the presence of nuclear missiles, which I assure you are pointed at major cities across the region.

Aaghas't Zembobaloo
Minister of Foreign Affairs
 
:tb1:

Hi! Glad to see you on the forum. :hello:

Um, the last time I checked, you were IN the North Pacific. That would make you part of our little tribe of infidels.
 
Welcome to the North Pacific!

If you need anything, feel free to ask someone.

^__^
Greeting from his Imperial Majesty!

The Equitable Arrangement of Tormin recognizes no government other than its own. Your welcome, therefore, means very little. His Majesty, Zenbobobobo IV, demands 10,000 bars of gold in tribute.

Aaghas't Zembobaloo
Minister of Foreign Affairs
 
All I have are hundreds of free hats.

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Want one?
 
The noble peoples of Byardkuria do most hospitably welcome the Torminians, and will, should circumstances dictate, relish the chance to compare the relative size and potency of our arsenals.

Cheers!
 
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