Tormin
TNPer
Greeting Infidels!
His Majesty, Zenbobobobo IV, Imperial Ruler of the Equitable Arrangement of Tormin, has authorized the opening of diplomatic relations with the infidel nations of the North Pacific. Let it be known, however, that your agression will no longer be tolerated and that we will respond in kind to any further acts of terrorism against our great nation. Your spy satellites will confirm the presence of nuclear missiles, which I assure you are pointed at major cities across the region.
Aaghas't Zembobaloo
Minister of Foreign Affairs
His Majesty, Zenbobobobo IV, Imperial Ruler of the Equitable Arrangement of Tormin, has authorized the opening of diplomatic relations with the infidel nations of the North Pacific. Let it be known, however, that your agression will no longer be tolerated and that we will respond in kind to any further acts of terrorism against our great nation. Your spy satellites will confirm the presence of nuclear missiles, which I assure you are pointed at major cities across the region.
Aaghas't Zembobaloo
Minister of Foreign Affairs