New Kervoskia
TNPer
Thel v TAO: Feudin' in the Feeders
Thel (left) blocks a punch by TAO (right)
7 June, 2008
The Arena - NS Zaire
The crowds were roaring The entire arena was standing, cheering drunkenly with a $20 beer in one hand and half-eaten nachos in the other. That was the scene just minutes before the final round of the historic Feudin' in the Feeders match in the region NS Zaire. Two NationStates titans were battling it out for the title King of the Feeders: former TNP delegate Thel (aka Thellox Lewis) and former TWP delegate TAO (aka Ivan the TAOible).
The origin of the match is as legendary as the fighters. It all began at a charity benefit in TWP for the CommRangers. What started as a polite cocktail reminiscing quickly escalated into a fierce battle for the title King of the Feeders. Before you could say "WTF" the match was booked, the odds were out and the ring was hot.
Fans flooded the arena to see these two NS gods kick ass. The announcer stepped on stage. The light emanating from the massive jumbotron set his hair ablaze, but that didn't stop him.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, in the left corner in the red-white and blue hippo trunks is the Northern Hammer, the Force from the North - Thellox Lewis! And in the right corner in the red and white and trunks is the Master of Mystery, the true ruler of NS - Ivan the TAOible!"
The crowds erupted and the announcer was escorted to an ambulance for third degree burns while the boxers entered the ring.
The bell rang and the fight began. Left punch to the face! Right punch to the gut! Crowbar to the crotch! And that was just the fighting in the crowds. For three excruciating hours Thel and TAO fought it out. It made Muhammad Ali and George Foreman look like Tiny Tim and Sunny von Bülow.
No one knew when the fight would end, but it did and I was sober enough to remember. Finally Thel had TAO knocked down, but suddenly the referee, former croquette champion Jumpin' Jaundice JAL, "accidentally" hit Thel with a chair and he fell.
"1, 2 3..10! TAO is the winner!” he cried nervously. Apparently JAL was under pressure from the mafia to rig the fight.
Disturbed by this unfair victory, TAO helped his opponent up to share the title of King of the Feeders.
Only in NationStates.
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Written by New Kervoskia
Editor of The Trans-Pacific Times - All the Scandal That's Fit to Print!
Copyright 2008, The Trans-Pacific Times. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
Thel (left) blocks a punch by TAO (right)
7 June, 2008
The Arena - NS Zaire
The crowds were roaring The entire arena was standing, cheering drunkenly with a $20 beer in one hand and half-eaten nachos in the other. That was the scene just minutes before the final round of the historic Feudin' in the Feeders match in the region NS Zaire. Two NationStates titans were battling it out for the title King of the Feeders: former TNP delegate Thel (aka Thellox Lewis) and former TWP delegate TAO (aka Ivan the TAOible).
The origin of the match is as legendary as the fighters. It all began at a charity benefit in TWP for the CommRangers. What started as a polite cocktail reminiscing quickly escalated into a fierce battle for the title King of the Feeders. Before you could say "WTF" the match was booked, the odds were out and the ring was hot.
Fans flooded the arena to see these two NS gods kick ass. The announcer stepped on stage. The light emanating from the massive jumbotron set his hair ablaze, but that didn't stop him.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, in the left corner in the red-white and blue hippo trunks is the Northern Hammer, the Force from the North - Thellox Lewis! And in the right corner in the red and white and trunks is the Master of Mystery, the true ruler of NS - Ivan the TAOible!"
The crowds erupted and the announcer was escorted to an ambulance for third degree burns while the boxers entered the ring.
The bell rang and the fight began. Left punch to the face! Right punch to the gut! Crowbar to the crotch! And that was just the fighting in the crowds. For three excruciating hours Thel and TAO fought it out. It made Muhammad Ali and George Foreman look like Tiny Tim and Sunny von Bülow.
No one knew when the fight would end, but it did and I was sober enough to remember. Finally Thel had TAO knocked down, but suddenly the referee, former croquette champion Jumpin' Jaundice JAL, "accidentally" hit Thel with a chair and he fell.
"1, 2 3..10! TAO is the winner!” he cried nervously. Apparently JAL was under pressure from the mafia to rig the fight.
Disturbed by this unfair victory, TAO helped his opponent up to share the title of King of the Feeders.
Only in NationStates.
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Written by New Kervoskia
Editor of The Trans-Pacific Times - All the Scandal That's Fit to Print!
Copyright 2008, The Trans-Pacific Times. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact