New Kervoskia
TNPer
Moo, Chanel, Trailer Trash & Abortion
Sorry, folks, Underwater Rifts is going out of business!
5 June, 2008
A Bar- Underwater Rifts
Quite frankly I am disappointed in Emperor Moo in his demolishing Underwater Rifts. Not because it's a tornado blowing away a trailer park, but because it's a trailer park. You don't dive into the bargain bin at Good Will when you can afford Chanel (And Moo looks stunning in Chanel).
Tastes aside, Underwater Rifts would have earned itself a Darwin Award eventually. With the verbosity of a sperm whale and the ambition of a block of Camembert cheese, how long could it have possibly lasted? Two, maybe three months more? There are far more obnoxious regions to destroy.
This isn't to say that I condemn Moo's actions. Don't get me wrong. I'm as pro-choice as the next fella, but this was a back alley abortion. But what's done is done. Now the former inhabitants of Underwater Rifts will trickle into some similarly fated region.
These events raise another question: Why is the RMB important? The RMB is like a big, fancy hat that you don't need, but wear it because you want people to notice you.
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Written by New Kervoskia
Editor of The Trans-Pacific Times - All the Scandal That's Fit to Print!
Copyright 2008, The Trans-Pacific Times. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
Sorry, folks, Underwater Rifts is going out of business!
5 June, 2008
A Bar- Underwater Rifts
Quite frankly I am disappointed in Emperor Moo in his demolishing Underwater Rifts. Not because it's a tornado blowing away a trailer park, but because it's a trailer park. You don't dive into the bargain bin at Good Will when you can afford Chanel (And Moo looks stunning in Chanel).
Tastes aside, Underwater Rifts would have earned itself a Darwin Award eventually. With the verbosity of a sperm whale and the ambition of a block of Camembert cheese, how long could it have possibly lasted? Two, maybe three months more? There are far more obnoxious regions to destroy.
This isn't to say that I condemn Moo's actions. Don't get me wrong. I'm as pro-choice as the next fella, but this was a back alley abortion. But what's done is done. Now the former inhabitants of Underwater Rifts will trickle into some similarly fated region.
These events raise another question: Why is the RMB important? The RMB is like a big, fancy hat that you don't need, but wear it because you want people to notice you.
---
Written by New Kervoskia
Editor of The Trans-Pacific Times - All the Scandal That's Fit to Print!
Copyright 2008, The Trans-Pacific Times. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
