Videnfel's Non-alcoholic bar

[Flemingovia]

With so many Gatesville troopers occupying TNP at the moment, it struck me that we really ought to show hospitality to them for the time they are here, and open up a bar for them.

However, there is a problem: Videnfel does not drink alcohol, and Gatesville troopers on the RMB have been saying that TNP rum tastes "like piss".

Obviously, the taste is too strong for them, so I have provided them with their own milkshake and non-alcoholic bar. Please feel free to buy a Gatesville trooper a soft drink here.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

*sets Glade candles on the tables.*

 

[Kostemetsia]

Hi Flem and GBM.

*politely buys a Coke*

 

[Flemingovia]

*flemingovia pours the coke and puts ice and lemon in it, as a bonus.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Hey Kost, enjoying your stay?

 

[Kostemetsia]

Yep. Yourself?

I mean, I am by duty your mortal enemy and all, but that doesn't mean we can't all be friends

(Originally, the first line said "Kinda" instead of "Yep", until I realised you said "stay" not "day".)

Thanks, Flem.

 

[Flemingovia]

Oops. That probably means I shouldn't have spiked the coke.

 

[Kostemetsia]

Hold on, that kind of ice? It's a good thing I carry a slapping trout with me at all times then.

*brandishes trout threateningly at Flemingovia*

 

[syber rad]

*slides across the bar to defend Flem, or maybe just to aggravate the scene*

 

[Kostemetsia]

Aaaarrr. The wrath of the slapping trout shall draw you in.

*flaps the trout around overenergetically*

 

[Bottle of grog]

Barkeeping is my RL job, and I will have no aggro in my pub. Take it outside, guys, or you will be barred.

 

[The King]

MILKSHAKES!

 

[Zemnaya Svoboda]

Can I have some Kvass please? I'll cover two and give one to, say, Random One or The King (whoever asks first ).

 

[Non-Uniqua]

*wanders in looking for free rum"

Wait.... NON Alcoholic????

"runs out in search of alcoholic rum*

 

[Nusha]

Green tea