10 reasons why Yorkshire pwns Montana

Flemingovia

TNPer
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1. Yorkshire has snowier winters and warmer summers.

2. Yorkshire is sheltered by Iceland, so it is less windy.

3. Montana has Butte.

4. Montana is too close to Canada for comfort.

5. First contact between Humans and Vulcans took place in Montana. Vulcans are the most boring, prissy race in the Universe. Dracula landed at Whitby, Yorkshire. Vulcans or Vampires? Which is cooler?

6. The flower of Yorkshire is the rose. That of Montana is the Bitterroot. Which would YOUR girlfriend rather receive?

7. the montana state motto is "Gold and Silver", which is rather dull. The motto of Yorkshire is:

Eat all, Sup all, pay nowt.
See all, hear all, say nowt.
and if ever tha' does owt for nowt, allus do it for thisen!

WHich is much better advice.

8. Yorkshire was formed out of the ancient Viking Kingdom of Jorvik. Montana was formed out of the leftover bits that Idaho did not want.

9. The only famous Montanan is Evel Kenivel. For famous Yorshiremen, see the next post.

10. Yorkshire has a pudding named after it. What does Montana have?
 
Famous Yorkshiremen and women:

* James Henry Atkinson, inventor of the mousetrap
* Lords Baltimore the founding colonists of Avalon Peninsula and Maryland
* Donald Bailey, inventor of the Bailey Bridge
* Joseph Bramah, invented hydraulic press; one of two founders of hydraulic engineering
* Harry Brearley, Sheffield inventor of stainless steel
* George Cayley, engineer, father of aerodynamics
* Sir John Douglas Cockroft, Nobel Prize for Physics in 1951
* Capt. James Cook, Georgian oceanic explorer
* Thomas Crapper, part-inventor of flush toilet
* Joseph Hansom, architect, inventor of the Hansom cab
* John Harris, legendary settler and businessman
* John Harrison, horologist and mathematician
* Amy Johnson, aviator
* Benjamin Latrobe, architect of Washington's Capitol
* Joseph Locke, major 19th century railway engineer
* John Metcalfe, aka "Blind Jack of Knaresborough", pioneering road builder
* George Porter, Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1967
* Joseph Priestley, chemist and discoverer of oxygen
* Owen Willans Richardson, Nobel Prize for Physics in 1928
* Augustus Pitt Rivers, archaeologist, ethnologist, army officer
* Percy Shaw, inventor of Cat's Eyes
* John Smeaton, father of civil engineering
* Oliver Smithies, Nobel Prize in Physiology, or Medicine 2007
* John E. Walker, Nobel Prize for Chemistry 1997
* Geoffrey Wilkinson, Nobel Prize in Chemistry 1973

Royalty and nobles

* Eirik Bloodaxe, 2nd King of Norway and last King of Jorvik
* Henry Beauclerk, Norman King of England
* Ivar the Boneless, conqueror of Northumbrian Deira from the Angles
* Olaf Cuaran, King of Dublin and Jorvik
* Oswiu of Northumbria, first Angle King of all Northumbria and also Bretwalda
* The Neville family, prior second family of Yorkshire after royal family
* Edward Plantagenet, Yorkist Prince of Wales.
* Halfdan Ragnarsson, first King of Jorvik
* The Scrope family of nobles

Politicians and activists

* Herbert Henry Asquith, Liberal MP, Prime Minister 1908-1916
* David Blunkett, Labour MP for Sheffield Brightside, Home Secretary 2001-2004
* Betty Boothroyd, former Labour MP, Speaker of the House of Commons
* Barbara Castle, Labour MP, former Minister of Transport who introduced the breathalyser
* Derek Enright, linguist and Labour MP
* Sir Marcus Fox, Conservative MP for Shipley (1970-1997), former chairman of the 1922 Committee
* William Hague, MP and former leader of the Conservative Party
* Roy Hattersley, former deputy leader of the Labour Party
* Denis Healey, former Labour MP, Chancellor of the Exchequer 1974–1979
* Sir Bernard Ingham, former press secretary to Margaret Thatcher
* Roy Mason, former Labour MP and cabinet minister
* Richard Oastler, educationalist, activist
* James Pickles, former High Court judge
* Arthur Scargill, miners' union leader
* William Wilberforce, social campaigner who brought about the abolition of slavery
* Harold Wilson, Labour MP, Prime Minister 1964-70 and 1974-76

Writers

* John Arden, playright
* Simon Armitage, West Yorkshire poet
* Kate Atkinson, York-born novelist
* W.H. Auden, poet, born in York in 1907
* Simon Beaufoy, screenwriter, author of The Full Monty
* Alan Bennett, playwright and actor
* Sir Malcolm Bradbury, Sheffield-born novelist and academic
* Barbara Taylor Bradford, popular novelist
* John Braine, novelist and playwright
* Asa Briggs, historian, professor
* Anne Brontë, writer, author of "The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall"
* Branwell Brontë, writer and artist
* Charlotte Brontë, writer, author of "Jane Eyre"
* Emily Brontë, writer, author of "Wuthering Heights"
* AS Byatt, novelist
* Bruce Chatwin, Sheffield-born novelist and travel writer
* Lindsay Clarke, novelist
* Roy Clarke, comedy writer, author of Last Of The Summer Wine, Open All Hours
* Andrea Dunbar, playwright, author of Rita, Sue and Bob Too
* Margaret Drabble, novelist
* Helen Dunmore, novelist
* Sir William Empson, author of "Seven Types Of Ambiguity"
* Helen Fielding, author of Bridget Jones' Diary
* George Gissing, novelist, author of New Grub Street
* John Godber, West Yorkshire playwright
* Willis Hall, playwright
* Tony Harrison, Leeds-born poet
* Justin Hill, Author and poet
* Barry Hines, Author and film producer ("Kes")
* Sir Fred Hoyle, astronomer and author of "A For Andromeda"
* Ted Hughes, former poet laureate
* Eric Knight, writer
* Bryony Lavery, playwright
* George MacBeth, poet
* Andrew Marvell, poet
* Ian McMillan, poet from Barnsley
* Kay Mellor, TV writer
* David Mercer, playwright, TV writer, screenwriter
* Blake Morrison, writer and poet
* David Peace, novelist
* Gervase Phinn, comic novelist
* Alan Plater, playwright
* J.B. Priestley, man of letters
* Robert Raikes the Elder, printer, founder of Gloucester Journal
* Sir Herbert Read, great art critic
* Joe Simpson, writer and mountaineer, author of Touching The Void
* Laurence Sterne, Irish-born, Yorkshire-raised and educated author of Tristram Shandy
* David Storey, Booker Prize-winning novelist
* Charles Stross, science fiction writer (Singularity Sky)
* Keith Waterhouse, journalist and author

Artists and sculptors

* Andy Goldsworthy, artist
* Doug Binder, artist
* John Bratby, artist
* John Atkinson Grimshaw, artist
* Barbara Hepworth, artist
* David Hockney, artist
* Percy Metcalfe, artist
* Henry Moore, sculptor

Actors

* Sean Bean, actor
* Brian Blessed, actor
* Sir Tom Courtenay, actor
* Judi Dench, actress
* Michael Denison, actor
* Peter Firth, actor
* Brian Glover, actor and former wrestler
* Richard Griffiths, actor
* Gail Harris, actress and model
* Jimmy Jewel, actor
* Gordon Kaye, actor, star of 'Allo 'Allo
* Ben Kingsley, actor
* Charles Laughton, actor and director of classic Night of The Hunter
* James Mason, actor
* Malcolm McDowell, actor (A Clockwork Orange)
* Eric Portman, actor
* Peter O'Toole, actor
* Wilfred Pickles, actor, comedian and quizmaster
* Diana Rigg, actress, "Emma Peel" in The Avengers
* Patrick Stewart, actor, "Jean-Luc Picard" in Star Trek: The Next Generation
* Mollie Sugden, actress (Are You Being Served?)
* Timothy West, actor
* Billie Whitelaw, actress
* Helen Worth, soap opera actress (Coronation Street)

Comedians

* Julian Barratt, comedian, actor and writer (The Mighty Boosh)
* Marti Caine, comedienne
* Chuckle Brothers, comedians Barry and Paul Elliot
* Johnnie Casson, Halifax comedian, Peter Kay's "idol"
* Alun Cochrane, comedian
* Barry Cryer, writer and comedian
* Adrian Edmondson, comedian and actor (The Young Ones)
* Marti Caine, comedienne
* Norman Collier, comedian
* Jeremy Dyson, comedian, actor and scriptwriter of League of Gentleman
* Graham Fellows, comedian, creator of John Shuttleworth
* Boothby Graffoe (comedian), surreal comedian with BBC4 series
* Daniel Kitson, comedian, won Perrier in 2002
* Maureen Lipman, actress and comedian
* Bob Mortimer, comedian from Middlesbrough
* Michael Palin, actor and comedian (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
* Sandy Powell, comedian
* Vic Reeves, Leeds-born comedian
* Paul Shane, actor and comedian
* Reece Shearsmith, actor, comedian and scriptwriter of League of Gentleman
* Count Arthur Strong, character created by comedian Steve Delaney; on BBC Radio 4
* Charlie Williams, comedian and footballer
* Ernie Wise, comedian

Musicians

* Arctic Monkeys, Sheffield rock group
* Dame Janet Baker, opera singer
* John Barry, composer, best known for his soundtracks for James Bond films and Midnight Cowboy
* Arthur Brown, rock singer
* Findlay Brown, folk singer
* Tony Capstick, folk singer and actor
* Kaiser Chiefs, indie band from Leeds
* Tony Christie, singer
* Jarvis Cocker, lead singer of Pulp
* Joe Cocker, rock singer
* Kiki Dee, singer/songwriter
* Frederick Delius, composer
* Keith Emerson, organist
* Martin Fry, lead singer of ABC
* Gang of Four (band), Leeds post-Punk group
* Lesley Garrett, opera singer
* Gareth Gates, singer
* Richard Hawley, Sheffield singer and guitarist
* Allan Holdsworth, "jazz fusion" guitarist and composer
* Geoff Love, bandleader
* John McLaughlin, jazz guitarist, founder of the Mahavishnu Orchestra
* Phil Oakey, musician, lead singer of the Human League
* Robert Palmer, singer
* Corinne Bailey Ray, Leeds singer
* Chris Rea, singer
* Mick Ronson, guitarist with David Bowie's Spiders From Mars
* Steve Rothery, guitarist with Marillion
* Kate Rusby, folk singer
* Sisters of Mercy, Goth group from Leeds
* Jake Thackray, folk singer
* Fanny Waterman, concert pianist, music teacher, founder of the Leeds International Piano Festival
* Chris Wolstenholme, musician in the English band, Muse

Television presenters

* Richard Alexander, producer and presenter
* Roy Castle, late singer, dancer and TV presenter
* Jeremy Clarkson, broadcaster
* John Craven, television presenter
* John Noakes, television presenter, known best for presenting Blue Peter
* Michael Parkinson, chat show host
* Sir Jimmy Savile, disc-jockey and broadcaster
* Alan Titchmarsh, TV presenter and gardener
* Richard Whiteley, television presenter, Countdown

Others

* Harry Corbett, puppeteer, creator of "Sooty and Sweep"
* Jonti Picking, creator of the Weebl and Bob cartoon series
* Marco Pierre White, Hell's Kitchen chef

Athletics

* Peter Elliott, athlete
* Sam Ellis, athlete
* Jessica Ennis, athlete
* Dorothy Hyman, athlete
* John Sherwood, athlete

Boxing

* Richard Dunn, boxer
* Herol "Bomber" Graham, boxer
* "Prince" Naseem Hamed, boxer
* Junior Witter, boxer

Cricket

* Bob Appleyard, cricketer
* Harold "Dickie" Bird, cricket umpire
* Geoffrey Boycott, cricketer
* Bill Bowes, cricketer
* Brian Close, cricketer
* Darren Gough, cricketer
* George Herbert Hirst, cricketer
* Matthew Hoggard, cricketer
* Sir Leonard Hutton, cricketer, Ashes-winning captain
* Raymond Illingworth, cricketer, Ashes-winning captain
* Frank Stanley Jackson, cricketer, and Ashes-winning captain
* Jim Laker, cricketer and broadcaster
* Barry Leadbeater, cricketer
* Maurice Leyland, cricketer
* Thomas Lord, builder of Lord's Cricket Ground in London
* Don Mosey, cricket commentator and journalist, nicknamed "The Alderman"
* Wilfred Rhodes, cricketer
* Ryan Sidebottom, cricketer
* Herbert Sutcliffe, cricketer
* Fred Trueman, cricketer
* Hedley Verity, cricketer
* Michael Vaughan, Manchester-born cricketer, Ashes-winning captain
* Johnny Wardle, cricketer
* Willie Watson, duel international in cricket and football

Football

* Gordon Banks, footballer, part of the England World Cup-winning team of 1966
* Brian Clough, football manager with Derby County and Nottingham Forest
* Kevin Davies, footballer
* Kevin Keegan, former England footballer, now football manager
* Stuart McCall, footballer, Bradford City, Everton, Rangers and Scotland
* Steve McClaren, footballer, former manager of England
* Don Revie, footballer and manager of Leeds United and England
* David Seaman, footballer, 75 caps as England goalkeeper
* Len Shackleton, England footballer, known as the "Clown Prince"
* Alan Smith, footballer
* Frank Worthington, footballer

Rugby

* John Bentley, rugby league and union player
* Stuart Fielden, rugby league player
* Neil Fox, rugby league player
* Albert Goldthorpe, rugby player
* Ellery Hanley, rugby league player
* Alan Hardisty, rugby league player
* Brian Noble, rugby league player and coach
* Jonty Parkin, rugby league player
* Mal Reilly, rugby league player and coach
* Jason Robinson, rugby union
* Clive Sullivan, rugby league player
* Harold Wagstaff, rugby league player
* Eddie Waring, rugby league commentator

Others

* Karen Inman (nee Briggs), world and Olympic judo champion
* Beryl Burton, cyclist
* Kenny Carter, former world speedway champion
* Howard Clark, Ryder Cup golfer
* Shirley Crabtree, wrestler, better known as Big Daddy
* George Duffield, jockey
* Alan Hinkes, first Briton to climb world's highest 14 peaks
* Les Kellett, wrestler and pig farmer
* Adrian Moorhouse, Olympic swimmer
* Harvey Smith, showjumper and racehorse trainer
* Roger Taylor, tennis player, Wimbledon men's semi-finalist in 1973

Miscellaneous

* Richard Bentley, 17th/18th century theologian, scholar, critic
* William Bradley, the tallest ever Britishman.
* Thomas Chippendale, furniture designer and maker
* Guy Fawkes, of the Gunpowder Plot
* John Fisher, 15th/16th century cardinal, bishop, martyr
* Robin Hood (Robert of Loxley), legendary outlaw and folk hero <-- Beat that, Montana!
* Thomas Spencer, co-founder of Marks and Spencer in Leeds market
* Andy Strangeway, record-breaking islomaniac and travel writer
* Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper
* Jane Tomlinson, cancer charity fundraiser
* John Wycliffe, 14th century theologian, first English translator of bible
 
Plus Robert M Pirzig, who wrote one of the most influential and widely read philosophy books of the last century if not ever, plus developing the Metaphysics of Quality, from Bozeman, Montana
 
Having been thoughly outclassed, Montana score a late goal to prove they do know what that net contraption at the other end of the pitch is.
 
Very nice! I have only one thing I'd like to add:





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