TNP does the time warp again

TNP does the time warp again

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Westwind AKA Lewis and Clark becomes the Crimson King Queen Person of The North Pacific

The North Pacific
10th February, 2008

Following in the footsteps of UPS Rail, Pixiedance, Dalimbar and Emperor Matthius, TNP delegate Lewis and Clark, also known as Westwind of Equilism, has rejected the erratic feeder's previous constitution and has set up a new one.

In an exclusive and completely factual interview, Westwind has this to say: "Well darling,'" he purred, "It seemed to me that dear old TNP was horribly stagnated, so it fell to me to bring it to a new, vibrant era, full of colour and gaiety. And red is such a lovely colour, don't you think? Take this red dress for instance, darling, it would suit you; the colour really brings out your eyes." After which this reporter politely refrained and chose to interview other members of The North Pacific.

"This is an outrage!!" foamed known TNPer Flemingovia. "And the other mes agree too! Who does this Crimson what's-it thinks He/She[delete whichever is appropriate] is?? The colour of The North Pacific is blue! It's always been blue!! Crimson is a sucky colour!! Off with his/her head!"

When asked to comment about his apparent involvement in the infamous SADDOS fiasco which has currently resulted in one of TNP's long drawn out and ridiculous trials, Flemingovia responded with "STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!" and started chasing this reporter with his cat launcher.

More opinions will be sought on the subject as soon as this reporter can find a single sane member of The North Pacific.

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Flemingovia (left) assaults PNN reporter with rabid cats.

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Written by Krulltopia
Writer of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie!
Copyright 2008, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved

Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
 
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