Krulltopia
TNPer
Wrath of Ivan
Ivan Moldavi (centre) in one last charge for The Pacific
The Pacific
1st February, 2008
[Shatner]IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!![/Shatner]
Once again that cry is heard through Nationstates, for the last time. For Ivan Moldavi, Hero of the Pacific, Scourge of Nationstates, has left us forever.
In an unmatched display, Pierconium hurled body after body into the depths of The Rejected Realms, after being granted one last moment to do what he does best. As nation after nation tumbled into the abyss, cries of terror and triumph intermingled throughout Nationstates. "This is an outrage!" Cried one onlooker "How dare he eject innocent nations! What right does he have to do this!? What kind of sick.....". Unfortunately, the complainant was unable to finish their remarks, as he too was hurled into Kandarin's Pit.
Others took a much more cheerful approach. "Its great!" Dalimbar enthused, passing the reporter a large box of popcorn. "It does my heart good to see layabouts dealt a well-deserved ejection...oh, there goes another one!"
As the pit filled, other regions looked on as The Pacific rid itself of wave after wave of puppet nations and ignorants. The frequent ad spammers found their attempts to garner attention drowned out by the cries of the damned, and instead chose to settle, vulture like, on the remains of the fallen in The Rejected Realms.
As the final nation fell, Ivan took his leave from The Pacific, and from Nationstates, moving into legend as he did so:
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Written by Krulltopia
Writer of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie!
Copyright 2008, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
Ivan Moldavi (centre) in one last charge for The Pacific
The Pacific
1st February, 2008
[Shatner]IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!![/Shatner]
Once again that cry is heard through Nationstates, for the last time. For Ivan Moldavi, Hero of the Pacific, Scourge of Nationstates, has left us forever.
In an unmatched display, Pierconium hurled body after body into the depths of The Rejected Realms, after being granted one last moment to do what he does best. As nation after nation tumbled into the abyss, cries of terror and triumph intermingled throughout Nationstates. "This is an outrage!" Cried one onlooker "How dare he eject innocent nations! What right does he have to do this!? What kind of sick.....". Unfortunately, the complainant was unable to finish their remarks, as he too was hurled into Kandarin's Pit.
Others took a much more cheerful approach. "Its great!" Dalimbar enthused, passing the reporter a large box of popcorn. "It does my heart good to see layabouts dealt a well-deserved ejection...oh, there goes another one!"
As the pit filled, other regions looked on as The Pacific rid itself of wave after wave of puppet nations and ignorants. The frequent ad spammers found their attempts to garner attention drowned out by the cries of the damned, and instead chose to settle, vulture like, on the remains of the fallen in The Rejected Realms.
As the final nation fell, Ivan took his leave from The Pacific, and from Nationstates, moving into legend as he did so:
----
Written by Krulltopia
Writer of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie!
Copyright 2008, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
