Me for delegate

[King Durk the Awesome]

You might be wondering to yourself, "JAL for delegate? He's the most untrustworthy SOB in the cabinet! Like hell he won't coup the region." You are correct. Vote for me, and I will coup your asses.

I already have the forums up. See:

http://z3.invisionfree.com/NorthPacificNS/index.php?

In a nut shell I think TNP is rather ****ed right now. I will be replacing this democratic government with a dictatorship of the few (or one, I suppose) because I think it will invigorate us. No, I'm not joking. Not even about the kittens on my coup government's forums. Nor am I kidding about naming my government the Jingoistic Assault Lordship (the JAL for short). I took Upper Kirbey's parting advice to heart when he suggested we stop taking ourselves and this game so seriously. Loosen up and have a little fun. Vote for JAL.

BTW, I know I'm probably violating sixteen different election laws by posting this so far in advanced before elections, and no I'm not inclined to care

Questions?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Are you being serious? I can't tell, you have the "" smiley, that means you're joking right? So confused here...

 

[Vrtbovska Zahrada]

He is serious, I'm nearly sure...

 

[Westwind]

I see no reason why he wouldn't be serious. A free-for-all for the delegacy would certainly be interesting.

Especially if each delegate candidate can prepare a forum and government structure as a platform for their candidacy. It would be a much more realistic vote, via in-game endorsements, to choose a new direction for the region.

And seriously, we need a new direction. I don't think the Constitutional proposals that have been made go far enough to revive the region.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Just to clarify, I know he is serious. I was merely making a reference to The Pacific/JAL spying incident. Jeeze louise.

 

[Outer Kharkistania]

Hey, I just joined his forums for the kittens.

 

[Namyeknom]

Excellent. Espeicially the Jingoistic Assault Lordship.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

For the record, I don't intend on endoswapping to overthrow GBM. But if, at some point we ever do have on-site elections for the next term, I'll be running and people can vote for me if they wish.

Personally I'd like to see a system where we have delegate elections every four months whereby the delegate contestants propose the sort of government they'd have for the following four months. So I'll get us started on that

 

[Outer Kharkistania]

Hey, I'm trying to become the next delegate, too. Or at least the Sultan.

Lets make a deal! If I win, you can be in my THE NEW ORDER, and if you win I can be in your Jingoistic Assault Lordship!!!

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

Works for me! Backroom deals are always fun, but frontroom deals are better

 

[Outer Kharkistania]

Indeed! Long live the Jingoistic Assault Lordship and THE NEW ORDER!

 

[Fulhead Land]

Will we actually have to eat kittens or can we just cook them and refridgerate them for later?

 

[Rocketman]

i think this would make things more fun and nutritious, with the whole "cook the kittens" and "delegacy free for all every quarter" thing. We might me on to something big here folks!

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

Will we actually have to eat kittens or can we just cook them and refridgerate them for later?

Who said anything about eating kittens?!??!?

We'll be eating human babies under my regime. Refrigerated and fresh

Also...

o o o HAIL! o/ o/ o/

 

[Westwind]

o o o HAIL! o/ o/ o/

Hail ?

And here I thought you would be the Snow King.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

I like a little bit of hail in the summer!

Otherwise the summer weather phenomena around here is dreadfully dull.

 

[Westwind]

That's true. That whole 'summer slump' thing and all.

 

[Outer Kharkistania]

Indeed. I'm getting seriously bored.