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October 26th, 2007

Road Sign Graffiti

It seems Emperor Matthuis is more eager to make changes in TNP than the Patriots thought! His supports renamed the official Great Bights Mum today which can be seen below:

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However TNP Rebels saw this and made a few revisions of their own and it stands as so:

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EM has recently sent a squad of Gatesville clones to find out who did it. And all suspects will be shot very slowly says the new Delegate.

Gatesville Holds EM's hand again

Gates has recently made an unwanted visit to The North Pacific. He tried to make a speech but the tide of boos were so loud no-one but Mrs. Hezal could hear what he was saying. Nev reports he said "Blah Blah Blah, if any regions go against my will here they will be remembered" we thank Mrs. Hezal for this very accurate transcription of the speech.

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Gates tries to speech but it silenced time and time again by....boos

In Other News

-Constitutional discussions continue in the RA!
-EM is down endorsements. When HEM is asked his opinion he laughs himself in a coma only to say "good"in a hospital a few hours later
-Whats better than that ^
 
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