New Kervoskia
TNPer
freedom and pride
A discourteous driver takes up two spaces
27 September, 2007
A Parking Lot, The West Pacific-
The West Pacific is known for many things in NationStates, but what it's not known for is its parking lots. Even the smallest of lots is a a vast concrete valley of road rage, furious gestures, and shattered front windows. Each day the senators scramble for the perfect spot right in front of the revolving doors and the Starbucks in the main lobby. There has usually been an unwritten code concerning this vehicular shangri la. The same person never occupies "The Spot" more than one week in a row, but lately this code has been violated.
The culprit is an obscenely red Honda Civic with expired tags. It sits diagonally across two parking spaces leaving two thick, black skid marks as a signature. The driver is none other than freedom and pride. As he walks to the door, latte and blueberry scone in hand, a mob of irate drivers surround him, outraged that he would violate the respected code of "The Spot". When asked for an explanation for his actions he replied,"See, this is a HYBRID car, okay. It's better for the earth . I NEED two spaces so that I can keep helping the environment. So don't hold up progress by throwing accusations at me. I helped write the Parking Rules!." He gives a high-five to Ramaba who rolls along on his Segway.
Many members of the senate have all ready reported freedom and pride to the Central Parking Attendant, but two-thousand parking tickets can only do so much. Later that day a frantic freedom and pride chased a tow-truck labeled Jimmy's Tow 'N Sell towing his car to the West Pacific impound lot. It is reported that freedom and pride may pick up his cube after paying a fine.
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Written by New Kervoskia
Editor of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie!
Copyright 2007, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
A discourteous driver takes up two spaces
27 September, 2007
A Parking Lot, The West Pacific-
The West Pacific is known for many things in NationStates, but what it's not known for is its parking lots. Even the smallest of lots is a a vast concrete valley of road rage, furious gestures, and shattered front windows. Each day the senators scramble for the perfect spot right in front of the revolving doors and the Starbucks in the main lobby. There has usually been an unwritten code concerning this vehicular shangri la. The same person never occupies "The Spot" more than one week in a row, but lately this code has been violated.
The culprit is an obscenely red Honda Civic with expired tags. It sits diagonally across two parking spaces leaving two thick, black skid marks as a signature. The driver is none other than freedom and pride. As he walks to the door, latte and blueberry scone in hand, a mob of irate drivers surround him, outraged that he would violate the respected code of "The Spot". When asked for an explanation for his actions he replied,"See, this is a HYBRID car, okay. It's better for the earth . I NEED two spaces so that I can keep helping the environment. So don't hold up progress by throwing accusations at me. I helped write the Parking Rules!." He gives a high-five to Ramaba who rolls along on his Segway.
Many members of the senate have all ready reported freedom and pride to the Central Parking Attendant, but two-thousand parking tickets can only do so much. Later that day a frantic freedom and pride chased a tow-truck labeled Jimmy's Tow 'N Sell towing his car to the West Pacific impound lot. It is reported that freedom and pride may pick up his cube after paying a fine.
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Written by New Kervoskia
Editor of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie!
Copyright 2007, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact