Nightline NationStates

New Kervoskia · Sep 14, 2007

N. Kervostein's guests tonight are...

Thyatira

Tse Moana

& Limitless Events

[16:59] <NewKervoskia> Good evening folks and welcome to the third edition of Nightline NationStates, your most trusted source for scandal, rumors, and spin. Owned and operated by The Pacific Post- remember,if we didn't write, it's an outright lie! Tonight's guests include Thyatira of the Order of the Gryphons, TseMoana of Equilism and later Candidate Limitless Events.
[16:59] <Dalimbar> Oh sure, don't include me now...
[16:59] <Dalimbar> I'll get my agent, you bastard!
[16:59] <NewKervoskia> And I'd like you all to welcome first my new co-host.
[17:00] <Dalimbar> Um... yeah, that's right.
[17:00] <NewKervoskia> Dali "The Tyrant" Jones.
[17:00] * TseMoana wonders how she became a guest
[17:00] <Dalimbar> We got you at the last minute.
[17:00] * TseMoana goes along for the ride, fun
[17:00] * Dalimbar cheers
[17:00] * Khab applauds loudly, nearly spilling her popcorn.
[17:01] <Dalimbar> Little excited over there, eh?
[17:01] <NewKervoskia> Here's a nice, chair for you.
[17:01] <NewKervoskia> And a nicer one for me.
[17:01] * Khab nod-nods.
[17:02] <NewKervoskia> You've probably heard of our first guest. His shadow organization has funnled money to nearly every crime family in the game. Give a round of applause to Thyatira!
[17:02] <Thyatira> Good evening.
[17:02] <Dalimbar> The man of the hour himself.
[17:02] * Thyatira looks at NewKerv's nicer chair
[17:03] * Khab jumps out of her seat and claps wildly, sending popcorn sailing in every direction!
[17:03] <Dalimbar> And a tyrant regime or two... *chuckles*
[17:03] <Thyatira> shadow organization?
[17:04] <Thyatira> that's the first time I've heard that
[17:04] * NewKervoskia pushes forward a rather tall stool
[17:04] <Thyatira> lol
[17:04] <NewKervoskia> Siy down, Don Thyatirazolla.
[17:04] <Thyatira> your chair's nicer than mine
[17:04] * Thyatira sits
[17:05] <Thyatira> what's new in Kervoskia?
[17:05] <Dalimbar> He paid for that out of his own pocket.
[17:05] <NewKervoskia> Oh, the usual. Folderol frivolity and drug induced dementia.
[17:06] <NewKervoskia> Tell us how you entered into racketeering.
[17:06] <Thyatira> well, you see it's like this...
[17:06] <Thyatira> "never tell anyone outside The Family your business"
[17:07] <Dalimbar> Even the cross-dressing step sister?
[17:07] <Thyatira> but it's funny you should mention drug induced dementia
[17:08] <Thyatira> but racketeering is less profitable than arms dealing, of course
[17:08] <NewKervoskia> Oh, we all know that truth.
[17:08] <Thyatira> Witness the animals for kagranite deal
[17:09] <NewKervoskia> Yes, you made nearly 150,000 Francos off of that deal.
[17:10] <Thyatira> yes, but the francos to Thyatiran Talents exchange rate ate up most of that profit
[17:10] <NewKervoskia> Ouch.
[17:10] <Thyatira> yes, indeed
[17:11] <Thyatira> the Talent is weak
[17:11] <Dalimbar> Ever considered turning your nation into a tax haven?
[17:11] <Thyatira> actually, no, Dal
[17:11] <Thyatira> care to take on that work?
[17:11] <Thyatira> perhaps as Undersecretary of Tax Shelters?
[17:11] <Dalimbar> Uh... I'm still hiding from TNP/ADN ninjas, remember?
[17:11] <Thyatira> where better to hide than in a shelter?
[17:12] <Dalimbar> For the homeless, eh
[17:12] <NewKervoskia> So this lead to your front organization? Originally called The Habadashers.
[17:12] <Thyatira> yes, NewKerv
[17:12] <Thyatira> can I call you Curve?
[17:12] <NewKervoskia> You may.
[17:13] <Thyatira> The Pacific throws you a Curve
[17:13] <Thyatira>
[17:14] * TseMoana ducks the curve
[17:14] <Thyatira> well, we of the Habadasher Grognardery prefer not to think of it as a front organization
[17:14] <Dalimbar> What would you call it?
[17:15] <Dalimbar> Artistic collective?
[17:15] <Thyatira> it's been referred to as a council of vampires, actually
[17:15] <Thyatira> never entering in where it hasn't been invited
[17:15] <Thyatira> you know
[17:15] <Dalimbar> This obviously explains your monopoly on the blood trade.
[17:16] <NewKervoskia> My slip of paper says here since creation your organization has made nearly 400 million Francos.
[17:16] <Thyatira> not a lot of people understand that there's money in blood
[17:16] <Dalimbar> Or blood in money?
[17:17] <Thyatira> I think it works both ways, Dal
[17:17] <Thyatira> but yes, I find blood-banking to be quite lucrative
[17:17] <NewKervoskia> What lead to the change in name?
[17:17] <Thyatira> simple advertising
[17:18] <Thyatira> AIDA
[17:18] <Thyatira> Attention Interest Desire Action
[17:18] <TseMoana> Of course, Equilism is a huge customer, what with all the amounts of bloodwine we consume...
[17:18] <Thyatira> yes, Equilism is very important to us
[17:18] <TseMoana> it's cheaper to get it from Thy than to import from Q'onoS
[17:18] <Thyatira> Q'onoS rox, btw
[17:18] <TseMoana> interstellar rates are going through the roof
[17:19] <TseMoana> Agreed with the rocking of Q'onoS
[17:19] <NewKervoskia> We thank you for your time, Thy, but please enjoy your seat.
[17:19] <Dalimbar> It seems Tse wants to be our guest again?
[17:19] <TseMoana> yes of course, being your guest is an honour
[17:20] <Dalimbar> Ah, thank you dear
[17:20] <TseMoana> I was just surprised at suddenly being announced as guest while I wasn't mentioned before
[17:20] * Dalimbar gets one of my men-slaves to grab a couch for you.
[17:21] <NewKervoskia> Tse, you brought us some pictures of your NS sons and daughters.
[17:21] <TseMoana> Oh yes, look
[17:21] <NewKervoskia> What are their names?
[17:21] * TseMoana pull sout huge flipbook
[17:22] <TseMoana> This is Equility, my first husband with his son Restored Othalla
[17:22] <TseMoana> our son, I should say
[17:22] <NewKervoskia> Oh, good lord what is that thing?!!
[17:22] <NewKervoskia> It's as if he fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch.
[17:22] * Dalimbar faints
[17:22] * TseMoana makes apologetic gesture
[17:22] <TseMoana> sorry about that, sometimes I forget the effect his appearance has on others
[17:22] * Khab gasps!
[17:23] <Dalimbar> You said "first husband". Now, what happened to that relationship?
[17:23] * TseMoana quickly takes other picture
[17:23] * Thyatira thinks to self: looks like the poor thing ran blindfolded through the ugly forest
[17:23] <TseMoana> hold your horses Dali
[17:23] * Dalimbar goes to the stable, and holds my horses.
[17:23] <TseMoana> these are our other kids: Sub-Actuality, Adyndril, Notherfork and Moo
[17:24] <Korinn> Ahh the Equilism family tree
[17:24] <NewKervoskia> Mooey?
[17:24] <Dalimbar> Moo?!
[17:24] <Korinn> I've seen that
[17:24] <TseMoana> although, technically, Moo is the son of my brothers Noot and Chauce but Equility and I raised him as our own
[17:24] <Dalimbar> The guy I was supposed to get married to?
[17:24] <TseMoana> I'm so proud my boy is now emperor
[17:24] * TseMoana sniffles
[17:24] <Dalimbar> Tell us about his childhood.
[17:24] * Khab passes Tse a tissue.
[17:25] <TseMoana> Thanks Khab
[17:25] <TseMoana> Moo was quite the active child, always getting himself into trouble, he doesn't like authority figures
[17:25] <TseMoana> But he cleaned up his act after Equility left
[17:26] <Dalimbar> Was Equility ever... abusive to him?
[17:26] <TseMoana> I never quite found out what happened to my dear husband but it did clear the way for me to meet K'Lach
[17:26] <TseMoana> well, not that I personally saw
[17:26] <TseMoana> I only know that Equility disappeared without leaving a note and Moo became a much more agreeable kid after
[17:27] <TseMoana> When I hooked up with K'Lach he really took to him
[17:27] <Korinn> Ppl in Equilism get married alot
[17:27] <TseMoana> yes, we do
[17:27] <TseMoana> it's a favourite pastime of ours
[17:27] <Korinn> Isn't Nai your Daughter?
[17:28] <TseMoana> Nai is my granddaughter
[17:28] <Korinn> Ahh
[17:28] <TseMoana> by Sub-Actuality and Astarial
[17:30] <Dalimbar> How do you feel about her being a Guru, especially to one former feeder Tyrant?
[17:30] <Dalimbar> Her being your granddaughter.
[17:30] <TseMoana> I'm very pleased with how she grew up, very proud
[17:31] <TseMoana> I think she will have a good influence
[17:32] <Dalimbar> And your thoughts as to how she became a guru?
[17:34] <TseMoana> That process is mostly a mystery to me to, she wasn't allowed to say much about it, but from what she did say, it was a very weird experience
[17:34] <TseMoana> something with pink elephants and lemonade
[17:34] <Dalimbar> I heard it was drugs.
[17:34] <Dalimbar> From Thy's organization.
[17:35] <TseMoana> which would nicely explain the pink elephants
[17:35] <Dalimbar> Scandal!
[17:35] <TseMoana> however, I think her lemonade was switched with one of Agamemnon's potions
[17:35] <NewKervoskia> Speaking of potions.
[17:35] * Dalimbar gasps
[17:35] <NewKervoskia> A word from our sponsor.
[17:36] <Agamemnon> I swear I didn't switch Naivetry's drink with a potion.
[17:36] <Agamemnon> I mean what?
[17:36] <Dalimbar> uh huh...
[17:37] <NewKervoskia> Pot not doing it for you? Dropping 'E' a bore? Then try Agamemnon's Ole' Time Greek Potion. You'll be as high as a Olympus before you can say 'Speak, O, Muse!'
[17:37] <TseMoana> See!
[17:37] * TseMoana points
[17:37] <TseMoana> I told ya
[17:37] <Agamemnon> I didn't do anything!
[17:38] <Agamemnon> I've been framed!
[17:38] <Dalimbar> It was the potion that did it.
[17:38] <NewKervoskia> Ag, please step onto the stage.
[17:38] <NewKervoskia> Tell us your side.
[17:38] * Agamemnon steps up
[17:39] * Geo_X pokes Agamemnon
[17:39] <Agamemnon> I am simply misunderstood!
[17:40] <Dalimbar> What happened, then?
[17:41] <Agamemnon> So what if I read a few books here and there, I haven't actually done anything bad! Yea, I was at the party, but that's it. We danced a bit, and that was it! I didn't even bring my potion ingredients, hell, I didn't even have my wand with me.
[17:41] <Agamemnon> I wasn't anywhere near her drinks
[17:43] * Dalimbar gasps
[17:43] <Agamemnon> It's true!
[17:43] <Dalimbar> That Dalimbar guy sounds so.... evil!
[17:44] <Dalimbar> But sadly... it was Geo_X who I was following.
[17:44] <Geo_X>
[17:44] * Agamemnon DUN DUN DUUUNNN
[17:44] <Dalimbar> I was having an affair with him.
[17:44] <Dalimbar> There, I said it!
[17:44] * Dalimbar cries
[17:44] * Agamemnon gasps
[17:44] <Geo_X> LIES
[17:44] * Geo_X is OUTRAGED
[17:44] <Dalimbar> OH SURE, disown me!
[17:44] <Agamemnon> So it was Geo who spiked the lemonade?!
[17:45] <Dalimbar> Yes.
[17:45] * Agamemnon thinks Tse owes him an apology
[17:45] * NewKervoskia ques reconciliation
[17:45] <Geo_X> hold a moment
[17:45] * Geo_X continues denial
[17:45] * TseMoana moves head from one to anoter
[17:45] <TseMoana> *another
[17:45] <TseMoana> I'm not saying anything until I get proof
[17:46] <Geo_X> i have never spiked any lemonade!
[17:46] <TseMoana> ptah
[17:46] <Dalimbar> uh huh...
[17:46] <Agamemnon> Now I think about it.. I do remember seeing Geo with a metal flask when he came in!
[17:46] <TseMoana> SOMEONE, you fight over who exactly, did something to her lemonade
[17:46] * Dalimbar slinks out of the room, sneakily...
[17:46] <Geo_X> that metal flask contained my propel gatorade water, okay?
[17:47] <Geo_X> jeebus
[17:47] * Agamemnon points wand at door and locks it
[17:47] *** Dalimbar is now known as Dali|out
[17:47] <Agamemnon> No one's going anywhere till we figure out who did this!
[17:47] <Limi> hello
[17:48] <Geo_X> i'm confused
[17:48] * TseMoana drops back down on couch and gulps down some water
[17:48] <TseMoana> I'm calm again
[17:48] * TseMoana smiles sweetest smile
[17:48] * Agamemnon swears he didn't do anything!
[17:51] * Agamemnon takes a seat in the comfortable chair next to the couch
[17:47] <NewKervoskia> While those two settle affairs, please welcome Candidate Limitless Events.
[17:52] <NewKervoskia> Now Limitless Events, welcome!
[17:52] <Limi> hi everyone
[17:53] <NewKervoskia> So you're running for Chancellor and you've received general financial support from Papa "Warbucks" Karpathos.
[17:53] <NewKervoskia> generous*
[17:54] <Limi> yes I have
[17:55] <NewKervoskia> Any campaign plans?
[17:58] <NewKervoskia> Or message to the voters about your fellow candidates.
[17:59] <Limi> I'm am a loyal feederite and have been since I started playing
[17:59] <NewKervoskia> What makes you stand out?
[18:00] <EmperorMatthuis> But aren't you leaving in a month?
[18:00] <Limi> a month is plenty of time to get things rolling on track to make The Pacific even more glorious than it already is
[18:02] <Limi> I am dedicated to any job that I am given or elected into and always find a way to draw people in
[18:04] <NewKervoskia> Any ideas for legislation?
[18:04] <Limi> I have been in the feeders for over 2 and a half years now and know how things run
[18:05] <Limi> I would be in favor of setting up a dedicated team to work together each day to telegram new nations each day
[18:05] <Limi> similar to the program I tried to implement in TNP but died due to lack of participation
[18:06] <NewKervoskia> Any final words for our viewers?
[18:07] <Limi> I would just encourage others to follow the words Karpathos has said and send a puppet into The Rejected Realms in tribute to Franco
[18:07] <NewKervoskia> Wise words.
[18:07] <NewKervoskia> Thank you all for tuning into today's edition of Nightline NationStates. Good night, and get out

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