New Kervoskia
TNPer
Honey, Where'd I Put the Empire?
The new Senate offices in North Francograd shortly after the move
16 August, 2007
Francograd, The Pacific-
After moving into new Senate offices on Wednesday there's one question lingering in the air - Where's the Empire? Official reports state it was wrapped tightly in plastic bubble wrap and placed in a box marked 'Fragile' next to Senator Darkesia's make-up kit and Senator New Kervoskia's mini-bar. It was last spotted in Agamemnon Mustang's Pinto en route to the new office in North Francograd.
It was first noticed missing after the Senate convened to discuss operation Crab Rangoon, The Pacific's covert plan to overthrow the governments of its sister Feeders to form a united Pacifican Empire. The driving force behind the operation was the overtly clandestine Black Guard, the military wing of the Ordo Hereticus, and its sleeper cells in the regions of Israel, South Florida and New York City.
Inside sources told us that the plans were printed on thirty-pages of white 8.5 x 11 sheets of paper. The packet was labeled simply 'Operation Crab Rangoon'. The lettering was covered in rainbow glitter and purple pipe cleaners in the shape of chrysanthemums .
Emperor of The Pacific, Moo-cows with guns was stunned to hear the news of its loss, "I could have sworn I put it with the office supplies!" Also reported missing are two black staplers, several ballpoint pens in blue and black ink, and a group photograph of the Senate at Moldavi World Theme Park.
Copyright 2007, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
The new Senate offices in North Francograd shortly after the move
16 August, 2007
Francograd, The Pacific-
After moving into new Senate offices on Wednesday there's one question lingering in the air - Where's the Empire? Official reports state it was wrapped tightly in plastic bubble wrap and placed in a box marked 'Fragile' next to Senator Darkesia's make-up kit and Senator New Kervoskia's mini-bar. It was last spotted in Agamemnon Mustang's Pinto en route to the new office in North Francograd.
It was first noticed missing after the Senate convened to discuss operation Crab Rangoon, The Pacific's covert plan to overthrow the governments of its sister Feeders to form a united Pacifican Empire. The driving force behind the operation was the overtly clandestine Black Guard, the military wing of the Ordo Hereticus, and its sleeper cells in the regions of Israel, South Florida and New York City.
Inside sources told us that the plans were printed on thirty-pages of white 8.5 x 11 sheets of paper. The packet was labeled simply 'Operation Crab Rangoon'. The lettering was covered in rainbow glitter and purple pipe cleaners in the shape of chrysanthemums .
Emperor of The Pacific, Moo-cows with guns was stunned to hear the news of its loss, "I could have sworn I put it with the office supplies!" Also reported missing are two black staplers, several ballpoint pens in blue and black ink, and a group photograph of the Senate at Moldavi World Theme Park.
Copyright 2007, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
