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I thought a general thread for campaign ads would allow the candidates to blather and voters to read, whine, cheer, and learn.

Eh...here goes nothing. First step!

A great man once said 'Thought is Action', but that man's dead now and so are his thoughts.

For Pragmatic and Splendiferous Reform, vote Neo Kervoskia. Because change requires action
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As I mentioned in my Campaign Thread, I'll write tabloids. Here is a sample of what you can expect.

Big Dog Takes a Bite Out of Big Government
12 August, 2007

Magicality City, The North Pacific-

Today the Regional Assembly and the Ministerial Chambers have been redecorated. The eastern wing has been completely demolished. The Delegates privy chamber and the third floor lieu lay in ruins on the city streets. The walls, floors, and indeed all of the lavish furnishings have been re-painted. Not blue, or magenta, or mauve, but a deep, running coat of saliva.

It all began when Vyvy, a rotund seeing-eye dog from South Central TNP, broke loose from her leash and embarked on a chaotic, canine, coup of death and destruction. Coming in at an estimated seven-teen tons, Vyvy is the second largest dog in the world.

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Vyvy rests after terrifying Magicality City

With surprisingly great agility, Vyvy leaped into the air and landed atop the Regional Assembly. Like a massive, stone milk bone the RA dissolved in the mammalian Godzilla's mouth and plunged into the dark abyss of her stomach. The next thing to go was the constitution. Vyvy chewed it up like a fourth-grader's math homework. Not being able to finish, she laid down on the street for a nap. In a horrifying display, bystanders began to pat Vyvy's stomach and greet her with warm pleasantries. Little did they know that this Lassie had just devoured their government and their tax returns.
 
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