In light of recent events

[New Kervoskia]

this calls for a Don't-Stop-Til-Civil War-Is-Over drinking party!

That's riiiiiiight. All beers and hard liquour are absolutely free for everyone until this little soap Opera is done.

 

[Dalimbar]

Oh golly, now I can't step down. Especially with that abomination up there. *sniffs*

Barkeep, I think I'll start off with a gin and tonic, please.

 

[New Kervoskia]

Have a double on the house.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Yes, yes. Git em drunk, me and my boys will be waitin' ta fleece him out in that there parking lot, boy howdy.

In the meantime, drink servant, I will have a cosmopolitan, like me.

 

[New Kervoskia]

* DD his drink in a golden calf*

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Bourbon, no ice, please.

*Monte Ozarka sucks at ordering girly drinks like she's supposed to...

 

[Gaspo]

You know what I want, NK my friend.

Double Suicide.

 

[New Kervoskia]

*Hands each his drink with min-umbrellas*

No matter where you are, Pacifica Suicide are available.

 

[Gaspo]

As expected, of course.

Frisbee

*Gaspo downs his beverage

 

[Westwind]

Ah, a capital idea ! Might I request a St. Pauli's Girl please ?

 

[Great Bights Mum]

I'd love a Bailey's and Scotch.

 

[Fulhead Land]

I'll have a martini please...2 of gordons 1 of vodka and no ice.

 

[mr_sniffles]

Waves AA chip, just cranberry juice for me.

So anyone up for a round of cards?

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Yeah, lets play 52 card pick up, you start.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

*Mum has a few too many and does the Coyote Ugly*

 

[Westwind]

That's not a Corona in your hand is it ?

 

[Great Bights Mum]

With lime.

 

[Westwind]

Good, that makes it tolerable.

I've got some of the new Miller Chill here to sample.

 

[Upper Kirby]

Kirby drinks Red Stripe. Kirby loves the Red Stripe. Easy now.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Kirby drinks Red Stripe. Kirby loves the Red Stripe. Easy now.

*thinks slightly less of you now*

I've had Red Stripe all of once, and I thought it tasted a bit like bland, beer-flavored sugar water. Meh.

Still.

UK--> <--MO

 

[Lord Valentine]

I make it Pimms o'clock

 

[Westwind]

I'm home from work and what I need now is a good cold beer.

BTW, strangely enough I just noticed that the oldest tm I still have is 880 days old and is from Great Bights Mum.

The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum
Received: 880 days ago

 

[Great Bights Mum]

I feel honored. I also feel like a vodka tonic. Cheers!

 

[Emperor Matthuis]

My oldest telegrams are:

Playa Chk Is back
Received: 1172 days ago Actually yes i would like you to become delegate of mtng...but keep that on the DL...see TG isnt fufilling his duties..i ask him to just post everyonce in a while and he doesnt.....We need to look liek both the founder and delegate post....So if you were able to become delegate i think this region would once again be great.

-Elizabeth-

NationStates Admin
Received: 1172 days ago An issue you submitted has been accepted, and will now enter the general pool for all nations.

This issue has been assigned to this nation so you can see what it looks like -- even if normally it wouldn't be valid.

Thanks for contributing to NationStates!

But nothing for me thanks, I just woke up.

 

[Winter Vacationers]

Should I be depressed that some of you guys have TGs older than my biggest nation?

 

[Westwind]

Nah, old telegrams just mean there haven't been enough new ones. That's depressing.

Ah, Playachk, my old online daughter.

Time for a frozen margarita please.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Man, now I'm sad I deleted all the "You have been ejected by Great Bight." and "You have been ejected by Pixiedance." TG's.

Yeah, where's Playa? She was always fun to have around.

Yo, barkeep. A slightly dry martini, dirty, please.

 

[Westwind]

I don't know what happened to her. She was trying to hook me up with her mom for awhile.

 

[Lord Valentine]

I miss Playa She made IRC fun.

 

[Fulhead Land]

To whoever offered around Miller I went to Seaworld and the Anheiser Busch Corp kindly informed me how evil and unamerican that beer is!

 

[Romanoffia (Guest)]

Refering to Miller and Budweiser as 'beer' is un-american!

Put it back in the horse!