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Upper Kirby

Upper Kirby

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In fair Azure City, or possibly the bureau or escritoire of a certain Dr. Caligari, where our scene lies forth. Enter the Kirbow, a champion of mice and men, played by a reb the Mr. Selig Efraim Yule.

"I have come for my brains," remarked the Kirbow.

"Oh, yes; sit down in that chair, please," replied the professor.

"You must excuse me for taking your head off, but I shall have to do it in order to put your brains in their proper place."

"That's all right," said the Kirbow. "Chop the sucker off, no sense in a guy trying to keep his head about him in this place anyway.

So the Wizard put out a quite painfully-looking CHOP! that he seemed to enjoy a little too much. Then he went out back for a while, coming by again later with a box of Lucky Charms and a great many pins and needles. Having very scientifically mixed it all into a bowl together, along with some nuts and bolts he found on the floor, he filled the top of the Kirbow's head with the amalgam and stuffed the remaining majority of the space with pages from a MAD Magazine, to hold it in place.

When he had fastened the Kirbow's head on his body again he said to him, "Hereafter you will be a great man, for I have given you a lot of bran-new brains."

The Kirbow was both pleased and proud at the fulfillment of his greatest wish, and thanked the man warmly. "Woohoo! I'm gonna go get a job in the civil service sector!" he said smartly.


To be continued...
 
Our story, and the platform of the Despot McGee Serious Party, shall be published in a short while. In the meantime, satiate yourself with these Upper Kirby Banner Buttons!!

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Lol at your banners. Good job. :lol:

I'd like to ask you what you think the biggest block in efficient government in TNP is right now.
 
Vrtbovska Zahrada:
Kirby, did you hear that?? He's blatantly offending you, and even admits it!
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Why da noive o' dat no good ape! I'll learn 'im a lesson says I... in bein' moiderized I wills! Runnin' round voting sensibly and the like, choppa kipper orff 'is ear says I. Lock 'im in the stocks, in the stocks, says I. Meet an' greet 'im tah da Iron Maiden, says I.

Vrtbovska Zahrada,Apr 28 2007, 08:55 AM]Why do you make a difference, UK?
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Because I'm a non-positive integer. I simply can't be rooted rationally.

Dalimbar:
What is "good government" to you?
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By the people and for the people. Fairness in doings, accessible to all and transparent in corruption. forward in planning on behalf of the people. Safeguarded. Friend to the common man. Fostering the Northern (and Pacific) culture. Spirited in cooperative progress. Good is in encouraging a fulfilling community and insuring future generations to the same.

Fully cognizant of our role as a Feeder Region within the online game of NationStatesTM, and acknowledging that our character as such involves interaction with players new to that game, we avow to play fairly, educate where necessary, applaud when appropriate, and above all to remember that this is a game.

Government is a thing people create for themselves to protect them from harm and tyranny and toward some sort of end. So long as we remember that and remind ourselves of our mission statement there, we should make for a good government, I think.

...oh wow a fruit bat just flew in here

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