Re-elect the Salvadorian Delegate

Dalimbar

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Despot
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TNP Nation
Cassiars
Yes, my friends, I have decided to again wade through the murky waters that is called electoral politics to campaign to once again be your Delegate. I am truly honoured to have been your Delegate for the past 3 months, and while I have the chance to do so, I would like to continue being your Delegate. I won't be releasing any "policy" speeches for now. I will however state my feelings on the past 3 months, what the Delegacy means to me, and perhaps some other things that may pop out of my mouth, so to speak.

The past 3 months have certainly been interesting. It almost seemed like an awkward waltz, between me and a few special members of the region. I deeply respect those individuals who contrasted my idealism and desire to do "big things" to their rationalism and desire to keep the foundations of which this government was built on strong. While this waltz continues to go on, we as a society continue to bring new ideas into the fold, developing and progressing our view. I am indeed happy to have presided over this region just for that reason.

The Delegacy in this region I believe is a product of the person who is the Delegate at the time. If the Delegate has the time, drive and commitment to achieve things that he or she wants done, then they are a very strong force to which benefits the region as a whole. However, with the laws bound tightly like a cord around them, the Delegate must take different avenues to get their ideas achieved. Meanwhile, they must be prepared to deal with their responsibilities, such as being the voice of his fellow citizens in the United Nations, be *the* key line of defence of the region against foes from both inside and outside who wish to harm the region, as well as the job of communicating with our fellow residents and getting to understand them and their wishes for our society.

I do not pretend for a second that I have done all this for my entire term, because I, like all of you, am simply human. Although I may claim I am godly or divine or whatever on the IRC channel for kicks, in reality I am a 17 year old who is stressing about final exams and the like. I know quite a few of our members are in the same boat as me, and other's remember what it's like.

Again, I wish to thank all of you for giving me the honour of being your Delegate for the past term, and I hope you give me the opportunity to serve you again for the next term.

Chodean Kal,
UN Delegate of The North Pacific.
 
Do you think that 17 may be a bit over the hill for such a responsible position in this region?

Be careful how you answer.
 
@ BW - Remember the time where I burned up the marriage papers and declared divorce? I think I was trying to hint at something...

@ Flem - While my mortal body of which a divine creature occupies is 17, the divine creature inside (of which I'm giving you no age for you to discriminate against :P) is certainly capable to make sure this region doesn't kill itself or anything like that.

@ MO - Right now my current favorite flavour is something called "Blackberry Extravaganza", of which I've only seen from a local (as in British Columbia) icecream product line. Damn, I really want some of that right now... Aussi, I suppose you are just going to have a little taste of me to see if I have a flavor or not :P

@ EM - As the RTF is not connected with the position of the Delegate, I certainly will do my best to continue overseeing it and making sure it is fully up and running. To date, I believe I need to be more involved with the process instead of an pure overseer role, if you will, in order to get the necessary work off the ground and recommendations made.

@ Eras - I know I will have tons of chemistry assignments of which you can help me with :P
 
As delegate of TNP, all eyes will be on you in terms of security of the region. Can you personally guaruntee the electorate that you will not bow to foreign pressures, or submit to tyranny on a whim?

Will you ever log-in drunk? If you do, would you banject someone 'as a joke'?
 
I'd hire my own assassin to pop me off if I ever did any of the above, or certainly hope one of you guys would do that for me. I never want to see The North Pacific subjugated by any foreign power, regardless of who that foreign power is or who is in the seat. We are our own region, and I intent to keep it that way.

Also, I only play this game drunk on IRC. Thus, I don't see that happening.
 
The tables are turned!

What is your favorite colour, how does that colour make you feel, and what does this colour represent to you, with RL examples please?
 
What's the square root of a trillion? Why is the sky blue? Are you up to your eyes in debt? Is the bank about to foreclose? Why does my tuna fish taste like dolphin? How much wood could woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
Guinness hands down. Bud isn't real beer, just some crappy tasting stuff... I think I'd rather have city water than that, and I detest city water for the amount of chlorine used.
 
The tables are turned!

What is your favorite colour, how does that colour make you feel, and what does this colour represent to you, with RL examples please?
You are a very evil, evil man. I'm a fan of a nice dark green myself. It makes me feel content, relaxed and at a place of zen. Forests, of which I spent a lot of my childhood in, are green, thus I find the colour related to my childhood.

What's the square root of a trillion? Why is the sky blue? Are you up to your eyes in debt? Is the bank about to foreclose? Why does my tuna fish taste like dolphin? How much wood could woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
1. 3162277.66 is the square root of one trillion, assuming you are using l'échelle courte definition of a trillion, whereas under l'échelle longue definition it would be 3162277660.
2. The sky isn't blue, it gives off the appearance of blue because of air scattering sunlight. Read this wiki page if you really are interested.
3. My financial records are none of your concern, however, no, I'm not up to my eyes in debt. In fact, I got some money back from the government for income tax :P
4. Which bank?
5. Your "tuna fish" may actually be dolphin, hence why it tastes like dolphin.
6. Too much wood, which then sends my dad on overtime (as he works for the Ministry of Forests), thus bringing in more money into the house.
 
Crap, I just realized that I have to go figure out what the 132nd digit of pi is, just to be sure he's on the level.
 
Do you believe competency in mathematics to be an essential skill to a delegate?

If re-elected would you ban square roots?

And finally, pi puns? Funny, rubbish, or just plain embarrassing?
 
Actually Dali, you are incorrect, the ultimate answer to all my questions was, in fact, 42. You should have seen this The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy pun coming a mile away. :P
 
@ Gaspo, 0 is the 132nd digit of pi.
@ Elu, square root of 10^12 is 3162277.66
Time for New Math.

142 times 183.....IN BASE 8

Edit: Aaand I double-posted without even noticing until an hour later. Wow... Apologies, y'all.
 
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What is 1,000,000 squared?
1000
Do you believe competency in mathematics to be an essential skill to a delegate?

If re-elected would you ban square roots?

And finally, pi puns? Funny, rubbish, or just plain embarrassing?
Something above *basic* skills in mathematics is good for everyone. This is ironic coming from someone who will be the happiest man alive when my Principles Math 12 class ends in June, and I never have to take a math class again! muhahah! However, I suppose competency in math helps prove that the candidate in question isn't a brain-dead bloke or something along those lines. *starts drooling and stares off into space*

Square roots are inefficient and ineffective for the life of plants and trees that use them. If elected, I would instead of banning square roots encourage plants and trees to adopt circular roots.

If you don't mind being called a dork or a geek or whatever, then go ahead, do your pi puns. For me, it doesn't fill my teacup up well.

Actually Dali, you are incorrect, the ultimate answer to all my questions was, in fact, 42. You should have seen this The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy pun coming a mile away. tongue.gif
You are just bitter that I answered your stupid question. And of course I knew that it was a silly THHGttG pun, as Comrade Dalimbar knows... well... all ;)

142 times 183.....IN BASE 8
NOOO!!! Base 8 makes my eyes burn!! However, it's 62602.

What is your favorite flavor of pie? Who would you like to eat that pie with? Have you ever eaten a pi number of pies?
Depends on the occasion. Right now, I really want... Blackberrys, so that would be my pie. Though, Strawberry Rhubarb also sounds delicious! Who would I eat it with, why my dear, would you want to have pie with me? And also, I've eaten *more* than a pi number of pies. Sickening, I know.
 
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