Was God asleep while this took place? Was He on vacation? Of course not. He willed this to happen to punish you for assailing His servants.
Still way better than Tubgirl.The funniest site on the web is goatse.cz
Edit: I really advise against putting that link in and looking at the site.
Fred Phelps is a false Christian. If he is truly any part of the Body of Christ, he is excreted dung.Fred Phelps extinguishes my rays of sunshine and crushes my dreams and humanity.
That isn't funny, neither...The funniest site on the web is goatse.cz