No more Mister Nice Cow
Emperor Bovinus I, Lord of All he surveys.
The Pacific shuddered recently as the Emperor decided to shed the moderate image he has worn since his glorious ascension, and chose to trample the unbelievers under his Iron hooves. Gone are the days of a moderate Emperor, welcome to the days of Bovinus the Butcher!
After what is rumoured to be a display of disobedience by Senator Darkesia, the glorious Emperor disciplined her severely with a journey to Kandarin's fires. In the aftermath of this act, a forboding Emperor was heard to say this:
"Gone are the days of a moderate and understanding Emperor. Gone are the days when disobedience and criticism to the Emperor went unpunished. Senator Darkesia was punished as an example to you all, and to show that NO ONE will be above my wrath. Say goodbye to Emperor Bovinus the Moderate, and hello to Emperor Bovinus the Butcher"
Meanwhile, Darkesia was recovering in the RR, and was heard to say "He knows I like it rough, but he didn't have to be THAT hard."
After humbly prostrating herself before the Emperor, the chastised Senator immediately took a more aggressive approach dictated by the Emperor and sought to curry favour by punishing userite scum as only Darkesia knows how.
Senator Darkesia punishing userites and spammers after her own punishment
Shortly after the Emperor accepted Darkesia's apologies, two ignorant heretics, one of which was a regional advertiser, unwisely mocked the Emperor. One stated "Huh, why on earth should we be afraid of a cow? They are harmless, and that one is just being a loud bully." Said heretic was interrupted by being viciously gored by the Emperor and thrown into the Rejected Realms. The other heretic decided to call the Emperor some childish names and run away to his userite region before he could face Bovine wrath. However, the Emperor can be patient.
In other news, the Emperor has dictated chocolate covered spammerhead be added to all restaurant menus in The Pacific.
Long live Bovinus the Butcher!
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This has been a Pacifica Tabloidus article,
A publication of Pacifica Veritas.
Emperor Bovinus I, Lord of All he surveys.
The Pacific shuddered recently as the Emperor decided to shed the moderate image he has worn since his glorious ascension, and chose to trample the unbelievers under his Iron hooves. Gone are the days of a moderate Emperor, welcome to the days of Bovinus the Butcher!
After what is rumoured to be a display of disobedience by Senator Darkesia, the glorious Emperor disciplined her severely with a journey to Kandarin's fires. In the aftermath of this act, a forboding Emperor was heard to say this:
"Gone are the days of a moderate and understanding Emperor. Gone are the days when disobedience and criticism to the Emperor went unpunished. Senator Darkesia was punished as an example to you all, and to show that NO ONE will be above my wrath. Say goodbye to Emperor Bovinus the Moderate, and hello to Emperor Bovinus the Butcher"
Meanwhile, Darkesia was recovering in the RR, and was heard to say "He knows I like it rough, but he didn't have to be THAT hard."
After humbly prostrating herself before the Emperor, the chastised Senator immediately took a more aggressive approach dictated by the Emperor and sought to curry favour by punishing userite scum as only Darkesia knows how.
Senator Darkesia punishing userites and spammers after her own punishment
Shortly after the Emperor accepted Darkesia's apologies, two ignorant heretics, one of which was a regional advertiser, unwisely mocked the Emperor. One stated "Huh, why on earth should we be afraid of a cow? They are harmless, and that one is just being a loud bully." Said heretic was interrupted by being viciously gored by the Emperor and thrown into the Rejected Realms. The other heretic decided to call the Emperor some childish names and run away to his userite region before he could face Bovine wrath. However, the Emperor can be patient.
In other news, the Emperor has dictated chocolate covered spammerhead be added to all restaurant menus in The Pacific.
Long live Bovinus the Butcher!
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This has been a Pacifica Tabloidus article,
A publication of Pacifica Veritas.
