Damn the Above Poster with Faint Praise

[Upper Kirby]

Damn with faint/feinged praise.

Easy enough. Butcher's hook at yer china plate an' shove him a glower peppermint. Nuff said, yeah?

Well seeing as there isn't to be in this thread a preceding poster quite yet, I'll start off with someone who's not around to hear. *clears throat* Ahem. No thread is complete unless OPArsenal has had his say in it.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Ok, um...Upper Kirby can take hardcore homosexual gang bangs getter than anyone I know.

That on the right track?

 

[Haor Chall]

Possibly more like, MI has a face for radio.

 

[Sydia]

Haor Chall never knowingly wears mismatched socks.

 

[mental imagination]

Possibly more like, MI has a face for radio.

I resemble that cue!

How about this: Sydia is in deep love with the image of beauty!

 

[Katinaire]

MI can actually spell sometimes!

 

[Sydia]

Katinaire has been described as 'moderately fragrant'.

 

[Katinaire]

Sydia made an insightful comment once.

 

[Sydia]

Katinaire is not as confused (in a generally sense) as he once was.

 

[Katinaire]

Sydia is 100% biodegradable.

 

[Sydia]

Katinaire: at least he's literate.

 

[Katinaire]

I could actually tolerate being in the same room with Sydia last week.

 

[Sydia]

Katinaire owns his own vacuum cleaner.

 

[Katinaire]

Sydia did laundry for the first time!

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Katinaire's been acquitted of his last three charges.

 

[Katinaire]

MP went on a second date with a girl who wasn't blind.

 

[mental imagination]

^^ has more Proportians that can be classified as Monumental.

^is that Kat that was let out of the bag.

 

[Sydia]

Mental imagination's username is half accurate.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Syd's wife isn't half the serial killer that Jeffrey Dahmer was

 

[mental imagination]

M P just sits and ponders.

 

[Sydia]

MI could milk a cow, but doesn't want to.

 

[mental imagination]

Sydia is or was (depending how the masses feel) the great founder of his own imagination.

 

[Sydia]

MI speaks one language semi-fluently.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Sydia is just as illiterate as George Dubya, no matter what anyone says.

 

[mental imagination]

Prop boy is begging for a ________ .

 

[Monumental Proportions]

MI has never actually felt up Ahnald.

 

[mental imagination]

MP is wishing he took that chance to play with Anna Marie before she flew away.

 

[Sydia]

MI is an expert. In what field, we don't know.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Fine. SYDIA finds nothing wrong with herding cattle in NYC.

 

[mental imagination]

Prop likes to play in the dark.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

After he was born they had to rewrite medical textbooks.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

DD did a "very good job" on his last school project!

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Monumental Proportions really does live up to his name!!

 

[Sydia]

DD can successfully emulate the smell of an actual donkey.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Sydia could be considered a connoiseur of feet

 

[Monumental Proportions]

DD is accepted by nearly every swingers group in the metropolitan area.

 

[mental imagination]

MP is known to automaticlly drop his keys in any empty fish bowl.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Developed an entirely new way to use english

 

[mental imagination]

^ picked up those keys and then forgot Only girls should pick up keys out of the swinging bowl, then sticks them back in only covered in super glue.

 

[Sydia]

^ is the forum's foremost authority on swingers parties.