I never

[Katinaire]

I never jumped out of an airplane.

 

[karmicaria]

I never go out anymore

 

[Katinaire]

I never kissed a chipmunk.

 

[karmicaria]

I've never been on a date

 

[Katinaire]

^


I never swam in popcorn.

 

[karmicaria]

I never wrestled in jell-o

 

[Katinaire]

I never saw Elvis.

 

[OPArsenal]

I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd, but I sure saw Molly Hatchett and .38 Special and the Johnny Van Zant Band.

*OPArsenal rox to Drive-By Truckers.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never swam with dolphins

 

[Katinaire]

I never saw this coming!

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never thought that i would be told what i was today

 

[OPArsenal]

I never sold out. I just bought in.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

I never fell in love for real until I was almost twenty years old.

 

[Upper Kirby]

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble.
I'll never fall in love again.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never eat raw chicken

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

I never walked very far on my hands.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never prayed as much as i have this last week

 

[Katinaire]

I never shoved a twinkie up my nose.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never swim in the English sea, it's too cold!

 

[mental imagination]

I never drank pure viniger.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

I never had the mentality to imagine

 

[Chapstickisfun]

I never cleaned this much before in my whole life

 

[Blue Wolf II]

I never ate Jimmy Hoffa on a hamburger bun.

 

[OPArsenal]

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble.
I'll never fall in love again.

I never really liked Burt.

But Elvis Costello, on the other hand...

 

[Katinaire]

I never smelled like a half eaten skunk.

 

[OPArsenal]

I never went to town.

 

[Katinaire]

I never skinny-dipped.

 

[OPArsenal]

I never bought used underwear.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never had a gold fish as a pet

 

[OPArsenal]

I never regret killing those people...

 

[Chapstickisfun]

I never believed ^ for a minute

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never giggled so much until i met ^ & ^^.

 

[Katinaire]

I never put chocolate syrup on the outside of my body.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never eat fish

 

[Katinaire]

I never licked my toes.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never done that either

 

[Katinaire]

I never wore a garbage can.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never drank gin

 

[Katinaire]

I never gave Mickey Mouse a wedgie.

 

[CaptainChaos]

I never been to Africa