The North Pacific Strives for Pacific Unity!
... and then royally screws it up
Written by: Tabloidus Reporter
Graffiti becomes more common in The North Pacific after the government stops supporting its own ideas, proposals and laws
PIXIEVILLE, MAGICALITY CITY, THE NORTH PACIFIC: Thousands of gift baskets mailed from Eastern, Central and Southern Pacifics into the North have been recalled today, at great cost to the Meritocracy.* The North Pacific was due to receive these thousands of baskets due to it brotherly suggestion of a Treaty between all the Pacific regions.
The Pacific, along with those from the East and South, eagerly accepted the treaty and waited only on the word of West (assuming that as the ones to propose it, the North, would certainly be signing). Even the cousins in Lazarus and The Rejected Realms embraced the statement of feeder unity.
The West received the Treaty, but unfortunately, due to their literacy rate of 0%, no nations in The West Pacific were able to read the Treaty. It should be noted that the Minister of Literacy in The West Pacific is a man renowned for having the world's only negative IQ**, and being completely useless at every position appointed to him.
John Ashcroft Land, ever the Fair and unbiased voice of reason spoke briefly with Delegate Shasoria to 'Explain the Basics of The treaty***'.
Shortly following this brief discussion, The West Pacific officially renounced the treaty, citing that "The New Pacific Order is not a legitimate government of a Pacific Region." Shasoria would know all about Legitimate Governments, after studying them extensively whilst ruling the West Pacific Dominion.
Whilst many in The Pacifics (South, East, and Central) were aggrieved to hear of The West's decision, they continued on, secure in the knowledge that The North Pacific would be ratifying their own treaty.
However, the next day brought surprise. North Pacific dual citizen Freedom and Pride had been leading a debate in the North on whether or not to join together in harmony with their Pacifician cousins. Whilst some more notable citizens such as Blue Wolf II decided to abstain due their conflicting interests (Membership in The West Pacific), Freedom and Pride showed the total lack of honor expected by most members of the Order of the Gryphons, and led a campaign against signing The North's own treaty.
And so, with an idiocy and rudeness shown to Pacific Regions only once before**** The North Pacific issued a great slap in the face to the thousands of East, South and Central Pacific regions and refused to sign the treaty they proposed.
The North Pacific "Diplomatic Screw up Society," chaired by Hersfold, has applauded the Regional Assemblies handling of this issue.
*After declining for two years from being a major power, the Meritocracy has recently found its perfect vocation and reformed itself into an international Post Office.
**freedom and pride
***JALian for 'Moan about the Pacific' and 'have Relations of the intimate nature'
****By those talented diplomats in ACCEL.
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This has been a Pacifica Tabloidus article,
A publication of Pacifica Veritas.
... and then royally screws it up
Written by: Tabloidus Reporter
Graffiti becomes more common in The North Pacific after the government stops supporting its own ideas, proposals and laws
The Pacific, along with those from the East and South, eagerly accepted the treaty and waited only on the word of West (assuming that as the ones to propose it, the North, would certainly be signing). Even the cousins in Lazarus and The Rejected Realms embraced the statement of feeder unity.
The West received the Treaty, but unfortunately, due to their literacy rate of 0%, no nations in The West Pacific were able to read the Treaty. It should be noted that the Minister of Literacy in The West Pacific is a man renowned for having the world's only negative IQ**, and being completely useless at every position appointed to him.
John Ashcroft Land, ever the Fair and unbiased voice of reason spoke briefly with Delegate Shasoria to 'Explain the Basics of The treaty***'.
Shortly following this brief discussion, The West Pacific officially renounced the treaty, citing that "The New Pacific Order is not a legitimate government of a Pacific Region." Shasoria would know all about Legitimate Governments, after studying them extensively whilst ruling the West Pacific Dominion.
Whilst many in The Pacifics (South, East, and Central) were aggrieved to hear of The West's decision, they continued on, secure in the knowledge that The North Pacific would be ratifying their own treaty.
However, the next day brought surprise. North Pacific dual citizen Freedom and Pride had been leading a debate in the North on whether or not to join together in harmony with their Pacifician cousins. Whilst some more notable citizens such as Blue Wolf II decided to abstain due their conflicting interests (Membership in The West Pacific), Freedom and Pride showed the total lack of honor expected by most members of the Order of the Gryphons, and led a campaign against signing The North's own treaty.
And so, with an idiocy and rudeness shown to Pacific Regions only once before**** The North Pacific issued a great slap in the face to the thousands of East, South and Central Pacific regions and refused to sign the treaty they proposed.
The North Pacific "Diplomatic Screw up Society," chaired by Hersfold, has applauded the Regional Assemblies handling of this issue.
*After declining for two years from being a major power, the Meritocracy has recently found its perfect vocation and reformed itself into an international Post Office.
**freedom and pride
***JALian for 'Moan about the Pacific' and 'have Relations of the intimate nature'
****By those talented diplomats in ACCEL.
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This has been a Pacifica Tabloidus article,
A publication of Pacifica Veritas.
