Cannabis Induced Karpathos Causes Outcry in Men’s toilets!
Written by: Gordonel
Suspicions were raised about his condition when Karpathos reacted ‘standoffishly’ to his original promotion to the Senate’ (above)
Public Bathrooms, Ivan Park, Francograd, The Pacific: The NPO legend who 'rocked the world' at the feast of Blackadder in 2005, and who famously ran for Presidency of Nasicournia whilst “high on defending”, has brought further turmoil to his reputation today.
Taking a break from playing at the Emperors Inauguration 'Gig' (Where he was playing such hits as 'We will... We Will... Eject you without warning from the region should you be found guilty of any form Civic Code Violation' and 'Another one bites the Gulag', Senator KarpathosDoherty was interrupted in a toilet cubicle by toilet attendant Gordonel (serving community service).
The Attendant immediately smelt the substance being inhaled and was shocked to see Senator Karpathos Smoking Cannabis (Legal under Emperor Moo-cows 'Eat Grass, Love Grass, Smoke Grass’ act of 06).
The attendant Turned away from the Senator and immediately used his microphone to call up theNPO Secret Police, there to purify the glorious Pacific race and purge the sick and weak. Health Officers.
However, the Line was accidentally redirected through to the main stage, and without seeing the microphone, Senator Karpathos blinked and babbled at the microphone-holding-and repentant attendant; the message was broadcast to the Entire world:
The voice of the formerly esteemed Senator was recognized throughout the audience and a hushed silence fell over the crowds. Those sitting nearby heard the Emperor slapping his forehead and muttering 'Not again.'
Quickly reacting to the mess, medical worker John-ashcroft-land arrived quickly at the men’s toilets, carrying an abnormally large Radish*. Karpathos and Gordonel left moments later, looking thoroughly disturbed and "Violated", closely followed by a satisfied looking JAL.
Karpathos is now in therapy. Any updates on his condition will come from here - the Pacifica Tabloidus!
*JAL Claimed this was 'Medical Equipment'
--------
This has been a Pacifica Tabloidus article,
A publication of Pacifica Veritas.
Written by: Gordonel
Suspicions were raised about his condition when Karpathos reacted ‘standoffishly’ to his original promotion to the Senate’ (above)
Public Bathrooms, Ivan Park, Francograd, The Pacific: The NPO legend who 'rocked the world' at the feast of Blackadder in 2005, and who famously ran for Presidency of Nasicournia whilst “high on defending”, has brought further turmoil to his reputation today.
Taking a break from playing at the Emperors Inauguration 'Gig' (Where he was playing such hits as 'We will... We Will... Eject you without warning from the region should you be found guilty of any form Civic Code Violation' and 'Another one bites the Gulag', Senator Karpathos
The Attendant immediately smelt the substance being inhaled and was shocked to see Senator Karpathos Smoking Cannabis (Legal under Emperor Moo-cows 'Eat Grass, Love Grass, Smoke Grass’ act of 06).
The attendant Turned away from the Senator and immediately used his microphone to call up the
However, the Line was accidentally redirected through to the main stage, and without seeing the microphone, Senator Karpathos blinked and babbled at the microphone-holding-and repentant attendant; the message was broadcast to the Entire world:
The voice of the formerly esteemed Senator was recognized throughout the audience and a hushed silence fell over the crowds. Those sitting nearby heard the Emperor slapping his forehead and muttering 'Not again.'
Quickly reacting to the mess, medical worker John-ashcroft-land arrived quickly at the men’s toilets, carrying an abnormally large Radish*. Karpathos and Gordonel left moments later, looking thoroughly disturbed and "Violated", closely followed by a satisfied looking JAL.
Karpathos is now in therapy. Any updates on his condition will come from here - the Pacifica Tabloidus!
*JAL Claimed this was 'Medical Equipment'
--------
This has been a Pacifica Tabloidus article,
A publication of Pacifica Veritas.
Nice article. I'm sure Karp will be thrilled, and I hope his re-habilitation goes smoothly.
). 