Oh those modern fashions

Moustaches are hip in New York now. The thoroughly modern moustache?

Jay Della Vale verges on the evangelical in his praise of the moustache's attributes which, according to the 26-year-old DJ, include intimations of virility, a relaxed style and a healthy sense of humor.

"You walk differently. You're more laid back. You dress differently," Della Vale said. "We're on a mission to bring it back."

You could join the Handlebar Club. Your only qualification for membership is "a hirsute appendage of the upper lip, with graspable extremities". And "no beards!"
 
Bah, I also heard short shorts are coming into fashion with men.

The hell with that.

I keep my soul patch, my board shorts, and my custom made hemp necklace. Who cares what's in fashion, I care about what doesn't look completely retarted...

YMMV, offer void in Kirbystan
 
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