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Byardkuria

TNPer
Tomorrow, I am best man in my brother-in-law's wedding.

This morning, I found out that the bride had changed her mind, and that I am going to be giving a speech and toast, contrary to prior info. As extemporaneous speech was not my strongest forensic event, I thought to myself, "Who better to help me prepare than a random selection of persons from across the globe?"

So, I am in need of sage (and preferably light-hearted) marriage advice to dispense at the festivities in a mere 24 hours. Lay it on me, folks. You'll receive a frosty $500 TNP for every pearl I utilize.

Also, a witty and heartwarming toast, which I then use at the ceremony, will net its author 2 large (2000, for those of you playing the home game).

:worship: in advance,

Kent
 
Pearl(s) of marrige wisdom:
There are times when it will be your way, and other times when it will be their way. Cherish both, for vareity is the spice of life.

Toast line (or near to it)

"Bread - that this house may never know hunger.
Salt - that life may always have flavor.
Wine - that joy and prosperity may reign forever."

It's a Wonderful Life.
 
Fortunately, I was pardoned from havong to perform any public speaking, as our carefully-scripted wedding fell directly into anarchy when the wedding party elected to eschew the traditional concept of "head table" and instead chose to randomly mingle, thereby nullifying any further intended pageantry.

Also, I did not lose the ring, although the couple misplaced their wedding certificate for a tense thirty minutes during the reception.


So, while I ended up not needing the assistance I sought, I shall dispatch an honorarium to those who offered aide.

Thanks again,

Kent
 
Byardkuria:
Fortunately, I was pardoned from havong to perform any public speaking, as our carefully-scripted wedding fell directly into anarchy when the wedding party elected to eschew the traditional concept of "head table" and instead chose to randomly mingle, thereby nullifying any further intended pageantry.

Also, I did not lose the ring, although the couple misplaced their wedding certificate for a tense thirty minutes during the reception.


So, while I ended up not needing the assistance I sought, I shall dispatch an honorarium to those who offered aide.

Thanks again,

Kent
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:lol: That must have been an interesting evening.

Offer our congrats to the happy couple.
 
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