Apollo-Industria
TNPer
I declare Role Playing war on... er... Poltsamaa!
RP War
- Thread starter Apollo-Industria
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Ator People
TNPer
Too bad, because *Ator People has been looking for an RP war for awhile 
Apollo-Industria
TNPer
Then I declare war on everybody who posts on this topic! RULE THE WORLD! MWAHAHAAH!
Byardkuria
TNPer
While we are not looking for war, at least war directed at us, we at the Byardkurian Defense Corporation would be remiss in failure to remind any participants in these exercises of the many products and services the BDC can deliver for you!
Please contact your local BDC field office for more information.
Please contact your local BDC field office for more information.
Apollo-Industria
TNPer
KILL ALL BYARDKURIANS AND ATOR PEOPLE!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!
Byardkuria
TNPer
Sir, allow me to remind you that any actions against Byardkurian citizens or property will seriously damage your standing with the BDC, as well as making a line of credit nearly impossible.
Also, you don't think we're selling the really good stuff, do you?
Also, you don't think we're selling the really good stuff, do you?
Apollo-Industria
TNPer
All I know is we have a trigger-happy ruler: me.
Byardkuria
TNPer
While it is not the policy of the Byardkurian Defense Corporation to comment upon the bellicose proclivities of its (potential) clients, I would simply like to remind you that it is generally considered unwise to threaten a nation which has so many weapons it can sell them to others.
Hint hint.
Hint hint.
Apollo-Industria
TNPer
Why is he saying "hint. hint." Ah, well. Prepare for war!
Byardkuria
TNPer
Very well.
At the request of A-I, the Byardkurian Defense Corporation is now offering interest-free lines of credit to any nation willing to invade and occupy Apollo-Industrian soil. Any nations with existing accounts will be upgraded to Platinum status, with all the privileges afforded thereto.
Due to potential security complications, all armaments to be employed in such conflict must be received by the purchaser upon Byardkurian soil, as we are unable to guarantee the safety or integrity of outbound shipments. Your invoiced totals will be adjusted to compensate you for the inconvenience.
Finally, all non-production facilities of the BDC, with the exception of mission-critical personnel and equipment, will be temporarily reassigned to production and fabrication roles. As a result, hold times may increase slightly. We apologize for the inconvenience, and assure you that one of our representatives will be with you as soon as they are available.
At the request of A-I, the Byardkurian Defense Corporation is now offering interest-free lines of credit to any nation willing to invade and occupy Apollo-Industrian soil. Any nations with existing accounts will be upgraded to Platinum status, with all the privileges afforded thereto.
Due to potential security complications, all armaments to be employed in such conflict must be received by the purchaser upon Byardkurian soil, as we are unable to guarantee the safety or integrity of outbound shipments. Your invoiced totals will be adjusted to compensate you for the inconvenience.
Finally, all non-production facilities of the BDC, with the exception of mission-critical personnel and equipment, will be temporarily reassigned to production and fabrication roles. As a result, hold times may increase slightly. We apologize for the inconvenience, and assure you that one of our representatives will be with you as soon as they are available.
Apollo-Industria
TNPer
INVADE BYARDKURIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Several Spetsnaz soldiers invade Byardkuria.
Byardkuria
TNPer
Effective immediately, all BDC workers will be issued standard-grade A-8 automatic carbines and 3 magazines of steel-cored FMJ ammunition. Practice time will be set aside during your scheduled shifts, and target ammunition will be made available to use at the ranges.
In conjunction, the following addenda shall be made to the Employee Code of Conduct -
The following acts shall constitute a minor work rule violation -
Failure to report promptly for weapons practice sessions.
Failure to maintain weapon in optimum condition at all times.
Use of a weapon assigned to another employee.
Use of a weapon for any purpose other than practice or defense of the employee, BDC property, or another citizen.
The following acts shall constitute a major work rule violation -
Failure to produce an assigned weapon on demand of an officer of the BDC.
Failure to report to a scheduled weapons practice or sentry shift without prior leave.
Possessing an unsecured weapon on BDC property, unless in a designated training area, or in areas designated to be at threat level 1.
Use of any weapon with which the employee has not qualified, unless under formal training conditions.
Possession of any weapon not checked out to that employee.
Use during weapons practice of any ammunition not specifically designated as "Target Ammunition".
Note that several of these rules have particular exceptions with regards to qualified Armorers in the course of their duties. See publication CAC-6 for more details.
Officers of the BDC are expected to use their best judgement regarding possible safety or training violations committed by associates in active combat situations.
____________________________________________________________________
ATTENTION FOREIGN NATIONALS -
Byardkurian Tactical Air Command has designated all Byardkurian airspace as a no-fly zone. Any and all aircraft encountered or detected in Byardkurian airspace will be challenged by the Byardkurian Air Force - failure to comply with any orders given or requests for information will result in the destruction of the craft in question. Craft entering the nation with clearance of the Byardkurian Defense Corporation will be escorted to their destination, at which time said craft will be impounded until its departure.
Additionally, travel permits are being issued for Byardkurian nationals, as well as documented aliens. All persons, including diplomatic staff, are expected to have their permit on their person at all times. Failure to immediately produce a valid permit when requested by a governmental official is grounds for detention and, in the case of foreign nationals, expulsion.
Finally, the National Threat Index has been raised to Level 3. All persons within Byardkuria are reminded of the following guidelines -
1. Rationing of food and medical supplies is not in effect at this time. However, frugality is always a wise idea in potential defensive situations.
2. Travellers are advised to avoid primary roadways, to facilitate rapid equipment and personnel movements.
3. Caution is advised in discussions with persons whom you do not know well and trust fully, especially regarding economic, civic, or military topics. Please report any potential concerns to your Sector Safety Board.
4. Income taxation is suspended during this period. Any persons seeking additional income should contact their Sector Productivity Board, or supervisor if they are a BDC employee.
In conjunction, the following addenda shall be made to the Employee Code of Conduct -
The following acts shall constitute a minor work rule violation -
Failure to report promptly for weapons practice sessions.
Failure to maintain weapon in optimum condition at all times.
Use of a weapon assigned to another employee.
Use of a weapon for any purpose other than practice or defense of the employee, BDC property, or another citizen.
The following acts shall constitute a major work rule violation -
Failure to produce an assigned weapon on demand of an officer of the BDC.
Failure to report to a scheduled weapons practice or sentry shift without prior leave.
Possessing an unsecured weapon on BDC property, unless in a designated training area, or in areas designated to be at threat level 1.
Use of any weapon with which the employee has not qualified, unless under formal training conditions.
Possession of any weapon not checked out to that employee.
Use during weapons practice of any ammunition not specifically designated as "Target Ammunition".
Note that several of these rules have particular exceptions with regards to qualified Armorers in the course of their duties. See publication CAC-6 for more details.
Officers of the BDC are expected to use their best judgement regarding possible safety or training violations committed by associates in active combat situations.
____________________________________________________________________
ATTENTION FOREIGN NATIONALS -
Byardkurian Tactical Air Command has designated all Byardkurian airspace as a no-fly zone. Any and all aircraft encountered or detected in Byardkurian airspace will be challenged by the Byardkurian Air Force - failure to comply with any orders given or requests for information will result in the destruction of the craft in question. Craft entering the nation with clearance of the Byardkurian Defense Corporation will be escorted to their destination, at which time said craft will be impounded until its departure.
Additionally, travel permits are being issued for Byardkurian nationals, as well as documented aliens. All persons, including diplomatic staff, are expected to have their permit on their person at all times. Failure to immediately produce a valid permit when requested by a governmental official is grounds for detention and, in the case of foreign nationals, expulsion.
Finally, the National Threat Index has been raised to Level 3. All persons within Byardkuria are reminded of the following guidelines -
1. Rationing of food and medical supplies is not in effect at this time. However, frugality is always a wise idea in potential defensive situations.
2. Travellers are advised to avoid primary roadways, to facilitate rapid equipment and personnel movements.
3. Caution is advised in discussions with persons whom you do not know well and trust fully, especially regarding economic, civic, or military topics. Please report any potential concerns to your Sector Safety Board.
4. Income taxation is suspended during this period. Any persons seeking additional income should contact their Sector Productivity Board, or supervisor if they are a BDC employee.
Apollo-Industria
TNPer
Darn it! Mercenaries! Nuke 'em!
B
BananaHamock Land
Guest
Greetings my (soon to be) loyal subjects.
I am the Sultan of BananaHammock Land, and will be systematically invading your inferrior countries in the coming months.
My country has a population of just over 5 million, all of which are lethal killing machines. Their weapon of choice is the Thong Catapult, to which, resistance is futile.
Your co-opperation in this matter IS MANDATORY
All hail me.
I am the Sultan of BananaHammock Land, and will be systematically invading your inferrior countries in the coming months.
My country has a population of just over 5 million, all of which are lethal killing machines. Their weapon of choice is the Thong Catapult, to which, resistance is futile.
Your co-opperation in this matter IS MANDATORY
All hail me.
Ator People
TNPer
*Ator People will not bow down to you. Our nation is made up of 3.1+ billion citizens, with mandatory military service. I suggest you refrain from attacking usGreetings my (soon to be) loyal subjects.
I am the Sultan of BananaHammock Land, and will be systematically invading your inferrior countries in the coming months.
My country has a population of just over 5 million, all of which are lethal killing machines. Their weapon of choice is the Thong Catapult, to which, resistance is futile.
Your co-opperation in this matter IS MANDATORY
All hail me.
Apollo-Industria
TNPer
You will die! We will accept no foreign rule except for foreign rule over you!!!