Monty Python and the North Pacific

Apollo-Industria

Apollo-Industria

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The Apollons and the Industrians have broken out into a civil war. STOP. We need urgent help. STOP. Please send help. STOP. Hey, this is fun! STOP. What kind of sign is octagonic? STOP. Great! STOP. Don't you be telling me to stop! STOP. STOP IT! STOP. STOP!!!! STOP. Oh, bloody hell. STOP. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. STOP. See? STOP. You take a lot of bullets don't you? STOP. Cany you say anything other than "STOP"? END.
 
----MESREC- - Apollon Command.

BEGIN COMMUNIQUE

Dear Sir or Madam;

It is with a heavy heart that we learn of your most recent civil war. While it is not the policy of the Byardkurian Defense Corporation to take sides in such a conflict, we would like to take this opportunity to remind you of the services and merchandise we provide, from teams of Restorer shock troops, all of whom are trained in basic medicine, engineering, and science; to the newly-available OM-35 Mjolnir orbital-launched missile. We understand the financial difficulties faced by organizations such as yours, caught in the throes of civil war, and, as such, would also like to extend to your group a line of credit in the amount of 750 million FHR , complete with indivdualized purchasing cards for each of your trusted lieutenants . Please contact one of our account representatives today to find out what the BDC can do for you!.

Yours,

Your friends at the Byardkurian Defense Corporation

END COMMUNIQUE

YDNSOS>>>_HROHNMS:..---
 
You do realize this is a Monty Python skit where you make up your own skits?

HOST: Welcome to "Do you know what he or she knows?"! Our guests today are Johnny Backwash, Jimmy Soul, and Tracy Milou. *pulls out card* Johnny: What does Tracy know that you don't know?

JOHNNY: Well, if I knew I would know to tell you what she knows that I don't know, but that's not the case. How am I supposed to know what she knows if I don't know anything about it? But if I knew it would be what she knows that I know while she doesn't know i know, therefore I don't know what she knows by she knowing that I don't know what she knows while I know that she knows that I don't know what she knows.

HOST: Very well put!
 
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