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My dog ate it. How do you make an aircraft carrier fly?

Sauron. Amazon or EBay?

The Kingdom of DavidLand is eager to be a founding member of the NPMF. We believe that standardized exchange rates and a central organization to provide aid and help economies will be a big boost to nations in the North Pacific. Nation name:Kingdom of DavidLand Economic Rating: 97 (Frightening)...

From : Westfield Shipping Corp, Westfield Shipping Corp. is a multi-national freight and cargo transport company based in the Kingdom of DavidLand. It currently operates 15 sea-routes. The company is a joint-stock company and its largest shareholders are : 32% DavidLand Capital Bank; 20% FCE...

From : DavidLand Space Agency, Correct. A super-synchronous orbit is the same as a GTO orbit; however, it has a higher apogee to reduce delta-v to geostationary orbit. I believe the Falcon 9 rocket is limited to 5,000 kg to such an orbit, whereas the payload for tender is 8,750 kg. ~~Signed...

The Kingdom of DavidLand has an annual allowance of foreign aid. Utilizing this we are prepared to send 3 full cargo ships of grains, encompassing : * 200,000 kg of wheat * 150,000 kg of rice * 80,000 kg of barley * 70,000 kg of corn (maize) In addition, Agro-Tech corp. has offered...

From : DavidLand Space Agency, We appreciate the offer; however, we do have some concern about the launch vehicle that you have presented. We fear that the Falcon 9 v1.1 rocket will have difficulty launching 8,752 Kilograms into the target super-synchronous 250 x 45,600 Km orbit. Therefore we...

Prime Minister Albert Moore Smith, Minister of Foreign Affairs Lance Brumsfeld, Minister of Industry Debra Gold, Speaker of the People's Chamber Gregory H. Scott, and Head of the Lord's Council Lord Braxton of West Rowville wish to attend.

From : DavidLand Space Agency, After the delay of DavidLand's own rocket platforms, and the failure to find a replacement so far, the DavidLand Space Agency will accept offers from any nation or corporation in the North Pacific to complete the launch of the RTHIS satellite. The final date by...

Court Justice (select 3):] Funkadelia | Kialga | Severisen Would you like to reopen nominations? No Attorney General: Gracius Maximus Would you like to reopen nominations? No

Delivered in Albion.

Fully support. I suspect many other members do to!

White Russians. El Alamein or Monte Cassino?

Because you blinded me. How could I possibly see you afterwards! Why is gambling a good idea?

No. Nessie?

Tape

The Kingdom of DavidLand now officially tables the following proposal : The Kingdom of DavidLand and the Constitutional Monarchy of Nasania agree to the following provisions : 1. The Kingdom of DavidLand will not levy penalty or duty on finished Textiles, Electronics, Chemicals, and Metals...

Eclectic.

(Ah, I see how it is. Use physics to dodge questions!) weak. Fission or Fusion?

Tacit.

From : DavidLand Space Agency, After the delay of DavidLand's own rocket platforms, we wish to contact you about the government of DavidLand's RTHIS mission. We are prepared to launch this mission on whatever rocket is deemed practicable by you. The following is information about the RTHIS...

Quebec. Electricity or Magnetism?

Glue

Dentifrice.

No. Kidding?

Body Parts

East. Would you rather be colonized by Britain or by France?

No! Nessie?

Lichen

It's the rum. Why do humans live on Earth?