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^a bust of Wayne Gretzky.

^'s avatar is about to squirt milk out her nose.

I have a tie on.

^still The Best Person on the Internet, Anywhere.

[me]shrugs. Doesn't bother me. I heart boobies. [me]leers exaggeratively. He then hops out of the pool and wanders into the bar, pulling an ice cold beer out of the cooler. He returns pullside, plops down on a lounge chair, and soaks in the sun.

FT: Barely Legal.

^ Better than Commander Shepard.

FT: Taking like $1.08 in spare change to the Coinstar machine.

FT: TNP.

The Wire. So goooooooood.

^ not a salesjerk.

I have a strange craving for maple syrup.

No, no I don't. [me]splashes IG back, sending a wall of water her way. Also- stillllllll nekkie. You workin' on tan lines?

^Flint and steel.

Listening to a conference call.

I am scared for my co-worker. Basic functionality is basic, good sir.

I had a house with no roommates, until my roommate got done housesitting.

I wonder if I can kick this cold with the busy week ahead of me.

I just started spamming.

nonchalant

I feel like Irish Car Bombs are delicious, year 'round.

Therapy.

"Vampires are so cliche. I thought you were better than that." [me]winks, treading water and soaking up the sun.

I have to say, I giggled about pleasurable.

I feel like you should preemptively pee.

I don't ever have ridiculously crazy dreams.

^ filmed the resulting spork's birth.

I am, whatever you say I am. If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

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Autumn