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I could actually tolerate being in the same room with Sydia last week.

^ finds his dates at the YMCA.

Sydia is 100% biodegradable.

^ uses chopsticks in unorthodox manners.

Sydia made an insightful comment once.

^ puts lingerie on his dog.

MI can actually spell sometimes!

work

^ frozen yogurt.

I have no idea what I'm doing for my wife for today....it's called procrastination and newborn twins.

I am not working like I should.

I just smiled.

^ models men's underwear in the Sears catalogue.

I am going to support you in that thought process.

Who's on first?

^ is totally gonna blow this V-day and have some very mad chapstick on his hands.

I have to be jealous of everyone who gets to leave the house tonight.

house

^ hand-stitched my tu-tu for the performance.

I never kicked a pogo stick.

I am eating too much chocolate.

^ peed in the kitchen sink.

^ banned for not "shining on" you crazy diamond.

My creation for my wife on this Valentine's Day: Symphony Not all trumpets and hallelujahs. Not really head banging, ear-splitting, crazy either. When I hear our love I am filled with the gentle pluck of violin strings, the draw of the bow slowly across the bass’s strings, a soft lilting...

timid

I think someone is trying to butter you up. ;)

^ apricot nectar.

I think everybody should know me....I'm great! :D

I just realized I need to go to lunch.

^ lives in a van down by the river.