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I, the leader of The North Pacific nation of Alunya, pledge loyalty to The North Pacific, obedience to her laws with the exception of Chapter 7, Section 7.3, Clause 14 adopting Flemingovianism as the religion and church of The North Pacific, and responsible action as a member of her society. I...

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Marko heard the call to reveille, and was confused. He knew he wasn't Stationary, but one would hardly think to call him Furniture either. In fact, one wouldn't think of him at all. For an object with a big fat mouth, he just sat silently on the floor with nothing at all to say. Maybe that was...

Dear Delegate r3naissanc3r: Pursuant to Chapter 6, Section 6.2, Clause 17 of the Cofified Law of The North Pacific, I am asking you, as Delegate of The North Pacific, about the obeyability of a certain law of The North Pacific. As you are well aware, I have long held that Chapter 7, Section...

NEW -- The Political Map of The North Pacific with Map Index! Since I'm not a member of the Regional Assembly, and my oath as a Security Councillor does not extend to my duties as an official cartographer, I could accept your catnip without violating the law. But to do so in the course of my...

NEW -- The Political Map of The North Pacific with Map Index! Done! The Political Map shows major rivers and other significant bodies of water, but doesn't name them (as different countries may have different names for the same feature.) You are free to imagine and designate whatever other...

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Deleted. Double-posted. >^,,^< Alunya

No. McM? >^,,^< [me]

You bet! V Knows how to tie at least seven knots

What if we could speak without thinking? >^,,^< Alunya

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A boring brown dust bin whom everyone says has a big mouth. Everyone dumps all their crap in him, on him and around him. Just about everyone looks down on him -- because he sits on the floor. He doesn't do any trash talking himself, but a lot of trash is directed his way. He refuses to depart...

Seriously?!! You tender what seems like an objective poll about TNP's peformance, express surprise that the results don't fit a pre-conceived notion that everything is hunky-dory, proceed to an internal backslap-fest, and then expect sincere and frank comments?!! Who in their right mind would...

I'll get to the new claims early next week. I'm thankful for all of you folks -- you have made the map what it is. It is your map and I remind myself about that every time I see it. And Cronaal: Cats control our hearts. I've never understood astronomers -- if they want to find the center of the...

In a house near Culcatta, Alunya Luigi Pescadore did not like this one bit. He already knew the boss was upset by a shipment that had been seized this morning in Bana, Scandigrad. Nevertheless, he knocked gently, entered and quietly closed the heavy mahogany doors behind him. "What is it...

Principessa Valentina Isadora Letitia Andrea Giulianna of the House of Olivotto, born February 8, 1811 in Ronronne, Alunya, second daughter (third child) of Queen Emilia and sister to King Giacomo, married then Crown Prince Philip I on the fourth Saturday of June, 1836 at the (Roman Catholic)...

Squirrel Tatare in a cream sauce -- it is delicious! >^,,^< Alunya

Upstairs, in the Educational Attache's Office The pleasantries exchanged, Ambassador Pisharody excused himself, leaving Dottore Marucci, Franco Moscatti, the Principessa, and of course, little Leona Gatti with Mr. Carton and his assistant Mr. Mathis. "Well," Dottore Marucci started, clearing...

Double jeopardy does not attach to indictments in the United States. An indictment by a grand jury is merely a finding based on probable cause that a crime likely has been committed, which then permits the prosecuting attorney to bring a defendant up on charges in a criminal trial. In this...

Los Angeles. Yes or no? >^,,^< Alunya

Chemistry. Vibrations or Deformable Bodies? >^,,^< Alunya

Refrigerator. >^,,^< Alunya

Meow! Nessuno? >^,,^< Alunya

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I have applied for admission to the Security Council. >^,,^< Alunya

^ was hatched. >^,,^< Alunya

What did it say? >^,,^< Alunya

Yep! >^,,^< Alunya Has registered a patent. | | v

Shoe >^,,^< Alunya