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To air your frustrations, or perhaps to tell us your deepest fears and commonly-occurring nighttime dreams, and maybe we'll psychologically deconstruct those dreams for you.

A solemn black-haired man tapped his foot at the same speed as his heightened heart rate as he gazed out his office window. The Niemzburg downtown, the capital of the Kannexan Empire, stood sprawled before him, a metropolis of shining glass towers that emitted the power of the Reich. Or so a...

Thanks, Nightsong! c:

A state of emergency exists presently in the State of Pelhafor. Communist bandits, bolstered by spies in the capital Zarya, are attempting to overthrow the democratically-elected government. The National Peace Council has assumed emergency executive powers over all government functions, police...

The Empire of Kannex states that it will place 20% of its armed forces on Rapid Action Contingent status.

I'm cooming in if you guys start fighting. ( ô )>

Honestly, the RP could've been great with a lot more detail -- exploring the points of view of refugees, soldiers in the war, the enemy... Government isn't just a clique of archetypal characters. There's low-level clerks, different ministries, etc. I suggest you read a bit about government...

Edgy. EDIT: Is Malvad the family ghost? He's always lurking and I never see him post.

Anyone who wants to suggest a cleaner layout for the head post or a cleaner way to organize the text there, feel free. Making things look pretty has never really been my specialty.

Let's end it. Sorry, I didn't really think of an exit strategy for this RP. I'm going to edit the head post to reflect our newly-adopted organization and whatnot.

TAKE US -- *DARTH VADER ROBOTIC PANT* -- TO -- YOUR LEADER.

Yeah coo. :c

Is it Esplandia, or do you expect me to post something?

Yay! Fascist monarchies ftw. c:

No, it was the Ryouta and a Windows XP window around it...

K.

You could write, "they sit and perch."

Uh, I lost it, but it's basically a screenshot of a pigeon boy you meet and the Windows XP window.

( ô )> ????????? - - - - - - - - ?

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Space pigeons it is. :')

You need to chill

Space pigeons?

Coooooo The bomb explodes, destroys the world, and sends everybody to the Hatoful Boyfriend universe where everyone is a bird.

What the fuck is vaporwave I posted a screenshot of me playing Hatoful Boyfriend on XP and people were like, oh that's vaporwave.

Pigeon duct-tapes itself to Nebula. c:

"Very good," noted Minister Hsun, "Are we all in agreement?"

The lightsaber becomes the pigeon's genitals. c:

Pigeon hops on Nebula's back, beginning copulating mechanism.

Where can my robot pigeons come in?