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@Secretary to The Committee passes the Speaker Check.

Following new legislation in Trebizondia, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, entomologists flock to Turan for its remarkable gadfly population. Following new...

@CEO of Engine Unions and @Cascade-California pass the Speaker Check.

Following new legislation in Trebizondia, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.

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Following new legislation in Trebizondia, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, wildlife...

Following new legislation in Trebizondia, Trebizondian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.

Pokémon: Smoochum National Pokédex: #238 Type: Ice / Psychic Ability: Oblivious / Forewarn Hidden Ability: Hydration Smoochum constantly moves its lips to sense its surroundings. It is playful and curious, often running around energetically. Pokémon: Jynx National Pokédex: #124 Type: Ice /...

Following new legislation in Trebizondia, tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, death is nobody's...

@arnalsi!! passes the Speaker Check.

Following new legislation in Trebizondia, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Trebizondia. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Following new legislation in...

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Following new legislation in Trebizondia, the internal market is thriving.

@Saint Temperance and @Megwayaak pass the Speaker Check.

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Following new legislation in Trebizondia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, government statisticians explain...

Pokémon: Scyther National Pokédex: #123 Type: Bug / Flying Ability: Swarm / Technician Hidden Ability: Steadfast Scyther moves with incredible speed and uses its sharp scythe-like arms to slice through opponents. It is a skilled hunter that hides in tall grass. Pokémon: Scizor National...

Following new legislation in Trebizondia, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.

Following new legislation in Trebizondia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, economists claim no news is good news. Following new legislation in Trebizondia, treason is relative.

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02.06.2026 - The long and difficult month of May is over. I hope June brings us better days.

The Republic of Trebizondia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mete Turan with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 863 million...

Happy birthday! @The Smol Scholar Are you really 58 years old?

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