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Coil

Nihilistic

You receive an overheated phone. I insert a pocket mask.

Guilin, China

You receive a monitor lizard. I insert a medical dictionary.

Speed

Nature

Heart

Pillow

You get a bronze medal. I insert a vial of orange juice.

You receive a meatball. I insert a kilogram of feathers.

Evocative

Voluntary

^ eats a banana like it's a chicken wing

Turquoise

Areila

Park my car next to the coffee shop.

Newark

Royalty

You receive a Qing Dynasty coin. I insert a wedge of munster cheese.

Morning

Wish granted, but it turns out the frog has a voracious appetite and devours your pantry. I wish for a good bowl of porridge.

Scranton

You get a piece of rye bread. I insert a medium-well filet mignon.

Granted, but it's 10 Zimbabwe dollars. I wish for a guy to decapitate me. (Sorry about that last post of mine. Got busy and had forgotten about the wish.)

for this guy

Granted. You're a part of the Mars mission but on your way to Mars, the mission crew realizes the spacecraft has already run out of food supplies.

^ Has a temple dedicated to his/her name.

Whatever plants your trees.

^ Sued because you look weird