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Me, but I'm on a phone and cba to copy & paste. I'm on the board!

I don't understand this thread, and I won't respond to it.

I win at everything, this included.

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Denied by a ghost, a blast, a throwback, an old timer, a guy who's done more than you, a nation that's spent more time CTE'd than yours has existed, the one & only... Me. GBM is next

^ feline wine

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Manatees. The Floridian in me wishes to save them all. The North Face or Mountain Hard Wear?

I feel offended by the above.

I think yes. Yes, I will.

Return of the bowler. Trancendent.

I just watched my kid eat a papaya.

I voted.

I have high hopes. But not quite apple-pie-in-the-sky hopes.

PP: Having to watch an episode of Bones in order to set up The Finder.

Watching football, ideally.

I miss nostalgia.

I am not going to drink too much if I hang out with friends tonight.

YMNK that Stephen Colbert had his "Stephen Colbert's South Cain-olina Primary Rally" today. I wish I could teleport.

I just finished the latest episode of Parks & Rec. "Tommy needs a mango." Wonderful.

You are Amish and you feel not quite right. As if something was... Amissh. I wish punnery was more respectable. Go on. Do your worst.

Blackshear has taught his son well. Ron Swanson is probably my role model.

Short hair for both men & women. And Gilbert is pretty funny. Popcorn or chips?

I am watching the latest Family Guy. And laughing.

People are selfless and that makes them (wait for it) TRANSPARENT! Do-hohohohoho... I wish my damn Hulu Plus worked like it should.

I ate a sandwich for dinner. Roast beef & cheddar cheese with lettuce, tomato, bell pepper, banana pepper, garlic pickles, mayo, deli mustard and vinegar. Nom.