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PNW WEEKLY NEWS AWARDS OF THE WEEK Hello readers, today is the first of a series of weekly awards for excellence in general tnpness, the first ever award winners are as follows. RISING STAR: @Monkemafiatopia TNPER OF THE WEEK: @Monkemafiatopia SEXIEST TNPER: @Monkemafiatopia Congratulations to...

PNW RETURNS TO BUSINESS AS USUAL, DOES DELEGATE EAT PUPPIES AND KITTENS? Moving on from the recent buyout failure, PNW proposes an important philosophical question. With all the changes since @St George 's election, does the delegate still have the time to continue the age old TNP elitist...

For, don't know who this guy is but he sounds ok

can you explain the same thing but like for dumb dumbs, for a uh friend

PNW BUYOUT FALLS THROUGH AFTER MASSIVE COUNTER OFFER IS REFUSED A big win for propaganda news weekly today as the latest offer was rebuffed once again, propaganda news network will continue until the budget runs out in a week. we'd like to thank our valued readers for their patience, all three...

nope, i wanna keep doing it

PNW BUYOUT LOOMS LARGE AGAIN, COUNTER OFFER OF ONE SUBWAY SANDWICH IS RAISED After an original offer of 12 dollars was rebuffed, and a second offer of 13.50 was also refused, a deal could still be in the pipeline as my boss is once again offering to sell my entire life's work, this time for a...

Second best fake news source in tnp (not biased)

nah send me subway, i need my daily meatball on italian herbs and cheese express post so there's a bit less mould on it

59 million? I'm raising the price of PNW to 13.75

Against, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY DRUGS

Literally anything basically, need to get rid of that stupid chimpanzee reporter

come to Australia!

NUBT II CONTINUES DOMINATION OF PRIVATE MEDIA IN TNP AS PNW BUYOUT LOOMS @Nubt II of Mortipal Has continued their meteoric rise in the private media space, now occupying a majority of the space on the subcategory. My boss has announced that Propaganda News Weekly is up for sale for twelve...

DELEGATE REJECTS EMBASSY WITH CONSERVATIVE ENGLAND, ANTI BRITISH CORRUPTION OR IS HE RIGHT? The recent rejection of an embassy with Conservative England has raised many questions, such as do British people actually exist? and who actually cares about an embassy? however, the delegate recently...

Inaccurate news? damn it that's my job!

NPA FLAG ACT LIKELY TO BE REJECTED AS LOCAL CHIMPANZEE'S MASTERPIECE FLAG IS ALSO REJECTED A recent proposal to change the flag of the north pacific army is likely to be struck down as the flag has been rendered unnecessary by many including the NPA's leader koopa (who has also been excluded...

I could cry, it's so beautiful

UGHGGG gimme a sec

SIR KASTO'S REPUTATION IN TATTERS AFTER DAMNING ACCUSATIONS BY ANONYMOUS TNP CITIZEN "PLEMBORIA" Katsoup stands accused of multiple charges of corruption, bribery, theft and public indecency. evidence has emerged due to accusations by said anonymous individual (real name Plembus Plemboria)...

I propose a second bill, to replace the flag with a poorly drawn Microsoft paint flag with the letters NPA drawn with a laptop touchpad

who's kasto

CRABS TAKE OVER N-DAY AS BILLIONS OF INNOCENTS DIE IN EPIC FIERY EXPLOSIONS Billions of innocent civilians could only watch on in horror as the crab overlords nuked the entirety of nationstates. pretty badass if you ask me.

DRUG DECRIMINALISATION ACT PASSES, LOCAL CHIMPANZEE IS OVERCOME WITH JOY We did it, the drug decriminalisation act has passed with a majority vote, anti drug lame-o losers everywhere weep into their morning vegan chai lattes. All it took was an extraordinary amount of voter intimidation...

needs some more work, looks a little unfinished maybe some more detail. Still think we don't need a new flag or an animal

what

i will probably forget about PNW in a few days lol but ye it is fun to make stupid articles

BREAKING NEWS: RED TEXT IN CAPITAL LETTERS PROVEN TO ATTRACT VIEWERS In a recent study by Professor Richard Cranium, the use of red capital letters in news articles could increase viewership by up to 6%, and trick gullible readers into believing nonsensical articles with absolutely no purpose...

Third? i'm proud

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