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:blink: WHO TOLD!?!? ^ the massive blinding headache that is his namesake.

Dear DD, Bring more beer. Good beer this time. Not the skunkbeer, not the piss-water. GOOD BEER. And don't forget the cream. Yours, Kumi-chan PS: The salty stuff, not the whipped heavy.

I'm only 3 steps from Alton Brown. :D

^ zippy.

j00r mind asplode.

I just polished off #1. Hooray, skunk beer is dead, now for the good stuff.

Fishie. Rainbow trout or Trouser trout?

I should be drinking faster.

^ extreme amounts of sucrose

Poof, they do, but now they're considered pop, and you now hate them on principle. I wish that Heineken didn't taste and smell of skunk. (GDSKUNKBEER)

a box of rubbers.

I feel a good wang is had by all.

I am yo momma. With bondage equipment.

ess. I am the leetest here. Hands down. Don't even try. / Knows the breadth and length of my |33tn3$$

I have to see what I can do about it before I get too drunk.

I am going to spam as long as I can with no one else here.

I'm not going to stop drinking until the emo inside me dies.

^ absolutely evil cold-hearted bugger.

O_o So that's what you call it. Or rather, that's what I call ALL sex. ._.

..you learn the true meaning of emotional pain.

Evanescence - My Last Breath

Nipples.

I should be saying 'EWW, microwaved food."

^ Balls

I should be shaving my bits.

^ Ippon!

I should be eating faster.

^ wonkey tubers

I come over and install your hardware into a liquid cooling system. That'll be 500 quid. I wish you weren't right about that.

I'm going to wish I could stay home, get drunk, poked and cream filled.