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I am going to make you go get an avatar. (tektek.org/dream... now! no av makes me icky. yesh)

Why would I not be?

I am not ever of the using my riches tho.

Rilly? That sucks. I am not going to take no for an answer. I have to pee. TAKE IT TOILET! OWNED!

yOU GET THE MOST USELESS ITEM EVER MADE. / inserts her sobriety

^ smoke. omgsexyyes.

YES I AM! / Already knows what I'm going to post next

questions

Oh wait, what now? ::slobbers, keeps licking::

You get handcuffs and detailed instructuions on how to properly use them during sexual activities. I insert a dildoe.

Yes! Yes I am! / wishes they were as drunk as me

You get a razor. I insert my nipples.

OH NOES ^ sweaty Romanoffia crotch

BBQ!

Guilty as charged. / is a fag, waiting to be smoked.

I am not drunk. Wait, this belongs under blatant lies.

WTF?

I am rich as hell.

::licks... licks again, keeps licking, moans, can'tr seem to be bothered for the right flavor::

You get the cheapest bit of melted plastic evar. I put in a disembodied penis

I am now drunk enough to kill the emo. I am now possibly also drunk enough to kill the rock rock rock rock yo then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain nothing hurts anymore never mind cuz she killed my brain.... ahuuuuh ahuuuuh... woah woah woah woah....

JOKE CENSORED BY ADMIN. NOBODY FROM VENUS HERE, NO SIR. insert hr like line here that bbcode doesn't include. Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC...

Hug: DD. Shrug: Ivan.

Why would you need to so anything aboot it?

You get a shotgun-like blast of thumbtacks. I put in Pico-Pico.

underground

^ cinnamon and crack

I am not yet drunk enough to kill the emo.

Factoid: I am not entirely lacking the desire to kick some ass.

I'm so down underground I'll be scalping all my tickets Floating up like scouts can Like ya'll can tell the difference The mission fishin' for th Missin' prissy little kids We shoot 'em in a barrel It's so easy when they're pissed Under educated Extra caffeinated I just :3 Now I'm motivated...