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As the Deputy Minister of Culture and Entertainment, I have worked closely with the current Minister of Culture and Entertainment. This experience has allowed me to show my work ethic and give hard evidence to show that I am truly serious about being a member of the Executive Council. I have had...
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing...
Ha! Nicely done! I love all the jokes guys... they're really awesome. :)
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime --...
National Personification: What and How it Works
Personification... it's an intriguing concept. In the dictionary, it's defined as "the representation of a thing or abstraction in the form of a person, as in art." It is a concept used by many artists, many writers, and many poets. It gives human...
I smirked in response as he walked off the plane. He had a bag slung over his shoulders and seemed to be ready to enjoy the day. I was amused at his joke about the session and I chuckled in reply.
"Yes well, I do like politics sometimes." I said with a smirk. "The Union... well, I just like how...
[me]shuffles a deck of cards and nods to the Bar Gnomes.
Get me a Shirley Temple. Shaken, not stirred.
[me]watches the Gnome with a close eye and takes his shaken Shirley Temple.
[me]shuffles a deck of cards and sits near the Management table.
...How the Hell did I end up here? More importantly, WHY the Hell am I here? Damn it... last I remembered I was off running away with that ruby cross...
[me]looks in his bag and sees the cross
...Sweet.
As a member of the NPA and a citizen of the North Pacific, I have had the pleasure of working with Kiwi. Kiwi is a great Minister of Defense and I am honored to have served in the NPA with the current Minister of Defense.
I wish you the best of luck in your quest for reelection Kiwi. :)
We have yet to reach that point. I think at the part we are at, we should be fine. I'm more concerned about cluttering up one of the forums with subforums.
Haha! I saw one like that! Loved that joke. Thank you all for your appreciation of this thread. Posts like those make me quite happy to know people are enjoying these jokes.
I'll be on the lookout for more Democrat jokes soon... but let's face it. The Republicans give me more to work with. :P...
I do honestly think FAQ should be a top level forum honestly. It is an important aspect to this community and its importance has indeed been undermined recently. I do not agree with you on the movement of the map however. I do not think it is a degradation of the map, but rather putting it in...
The map is absolutely an RPing element. I believe that the Moderators that have power over that forum should remain the same. That means, the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment and Scandigrad should continue to retain their Moderation powers. As long as this remains, I personally see no other...
Great question and a very serious one.
I do not believe that other commitments will keep me from my duties in regards to the North Pacific. The North Pacific is my home and I would gladly resign from other positions if I felt they took too much of my time for the North Pacific.
If it seems...
Both of you have great questions! I do appreciate them very much.
Welsh Cowboy: If I was elected MoC&E, I would also seek to improve and expand upon the Forum Games and the General Discussion subforums in Out Of Character. I believe that Forum Games in general make up a very important part of...
Hello everyone! I'm running for the Executive Council in this coming election; specifically the Minister of Culture and Entertainment.
Experience
1. I have been the Deputy Minister of Culture and Entertainment in the North Pacific for the past two months, working with Kingborough to expand Role...
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Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain decides to take in a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stops at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $5, he says, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn...
Glad you folks like that one... hopefully this one will be as good!
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Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be...
Thank you very much! I'm glad you liked it!
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is...