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Empire of Narnia National Security Agency Breaking News: Shere Khan Captured by Holy Revolutionary Guard! Earlier this day Shere Khan the tiger was captured in India by the Holy Revolutionary Guard. He was captured alive and uninjured and is currently being held in the New York Special...

Do you think Freddy Fazbear should be admitted into the Care Bear family?

I'm eating a gingerbread man with lots of icing on it.

You don't because you are moving to the glorious DPRK. I wish I had infinite KFC.

Hello comrade! Welcome to the forum.

Let's try this again.... I, the leader of The North Pacific nation of Empire of Narnia, pledge loyalty to The North Pacific, obedience to her laws, and responsible action as a member of her society. I pledge to only register one nation to vote in The North Pacific. I pledge that no nation under...

It's a cheap store brand ice tea that tastes bland. I wish Freddy Fazbear took me for a ride on a spaceship!

Go to McDonald's. You'll love it.

He spams too much. He also never answered my question about Freddy Fazbear. I think he secretly hates Freddy Fazbear or maybe even the Care Bears.

Nation Name: Empire of Narnia System of Government: Totalitarian Theocracy Head of Government: Freddy Fazbear Head of State: Stephen Harper Minister of Foreign Affairs (or Equivalent): Sailor Moon Ambassador Name: Baloo Bear Capital City: Ottawa National Religion: Christianity National Language...

Official Name of Nation: Empire of Narnia Type of Government: Totalitarian Theocracy Capital City: Ottawa Motto: For Honor, For Glory, For Aslan! Number of Embasy Staff: 10 Questions: There are SPIES in your Embassy Staff? Maybe..... Really? Maybe yes, maybe no. Do you want a Territorio di...

We have reviewed your application and your embassy request has been accepted. Your embassy building is currently being outfitted to your specifications. Chairman Fazbear will meet with Ambassador Lei to sign the trade treaty and non-aggression pact. As for the spying part....that will be between...

Getting dressed so I can go to the bank, and then McDonald's.

Empire of Narnia Foreign Affairs Department The Empire of Narnia wishes to establish an embassy exchange program with the nations of The North Pacific. Previously we have been under a period of isolation where diplomatic relations were severely limited. Now we wish to establish proper...

Freddy took his chance and grabbed the Prime Minister. He cradled the wounded man in his arms before he disappeared in a rainbow flash of light along with Foxy, Chica and Bonnie. Almost instantly they were in the sick bay of the starship. Freddy acted quickly and placed the Prime Minister in a...

Freddy Fazbear stared at his arch-nemesis. He stopped and watched Golden Freddy hold a gun to the head of the Prime Minster. His animatronic friends remained close to him when Freddy responded to Golden Freddy's demands. "Let the Prime Minister go! He's innocent. You can't win this Golden...

Stephen Harper was beamed upon the starship and briefed about the situation. Grumpy Bear stood up from his command chair and said spoke to the Supreme Leader. "Sir, a nuclear weapon has been detonated in Syrixia. Our sensors detect a high level of radiation, but thankfully the wind is blowing...

Above Syrixia the spaceship monitored the situation when an atomic blast light up the skies. Captain Sailor Moon was shocked and sent out an emergency message to the people of Syrixia "Oh, crap! Get your army ready. Something went down! Everybody get ready for some fallout, but stay on your...

Application of Empire of Narnia Applicant National Information Complete National Name: Empire of Narnia National Capitol: Cair Paravel Head of State: Emperor Heinrich Head of Government: Emperor Heinrich Head of Foreign Affairs: Sailor Moon Region Location: The North Pacific Ambassador...

The Narnian Supreme Leader spoke up and said: "I can provide housing for several thousand prisoners aboard our spaceship. Our facilities are more than adequate, they are actually quite nice. We will also send 500 million in funds to aid in the detainment process" Normally he wouldn't care...

"Yes. This conflict has rapidly escalated. Golden Freddy was completely unexpected. I have more resources to bring to the table, but I fear they may just further escalate the conflict. I have sent a message to the Care Bears informing them of the situation. Tenderheart has said he is willing to...

Freddy and his friends watch as the purple ooze leaks into the air. Several peacekeepers collapsed to the ground and die. The animatronics and the few surviving peacekeepers rush into the ship and seal the hatch. The captain steams away from the dock to escape the poison. Back in Narnia...

That's offensive.

The Captain watches from within the ship as Golden Freddy slaughters the several dozen peacekeepers. The soldiers fire hundreds or rounds into Golden Freddy, but they merely bounce off him. Even their grenades only manage to annoy the homicidal, twisted version of Freddy. Inside the ship...

Captain Jack shakes hands with Auel Vist when he suddenly sees a golden Freddy Fazbear appear out of nowhere. The captain sees the bear and leaps out of the way as he watches in horror. "That's not Freddy! It's an imposter-shoot to kill!" The peacekeepers pull out their C-7 assault rifles...

From: Supreme Leader Stephen Harper To: The Republic of Syrixia We are very worried about the escalating situation in Osship. It looks like the anarchists rebels are threatening the region as a whole. The stability of Syrixia and the region as a whole is very important to Narnia. We will...

I don't know if he would approve of alcohol. His restaurant is for kids and doesn't serve alcohol after all.

Lots of things have acid in them. Vinegar is acid, but you see it in lots of food.

Welcome to the region comrade!

No, he's not. He's a cute robot bear.