Ever see those extremely realistic body parts made of bread? I popped by a place that makes those about 15 miles down thereabouts.
Nuclear launch codes.
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jk. I'm getting back into the groove.
How To Win Friends & Influence People, all that jazz.
Thinking about it makes my introvert self want to curl up into a ball and hide but sacrifices must be made for the sake of societal standards. uhg.
You can speak to animals. They don't understand you, but sure you can speak to them in the dead horrific language of Eldritch Abominations. Both you and the animals you speak to are cursed to die horrific deaths.
I wish I was great at math.