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    Who Posts Next?

    Nope Tomb?
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    Mmm yummy
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    Conspiracy Corner

    This conspiracy thread has a deeper truth. Conspiracy Cy Se HE
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    Conspiracy Corner

    Rumor has it, Buckingham Palace is actually just a large building with a fancy name.
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    Noot Noot!
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    woop woop.
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    Conspiracy Corner

    Yeraennus uses small dragons to light his cigars.
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    Tell a Lie About the Person Above You

    ^ can cook cookies without burning.
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    Office of the Vice Delegate

    Ah, thanks for the clarification, that was helpful.
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    Chicken Crossing

    Some people just don't carrot all about rabbits, I would say lettuce help them, but there is no hop.
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    Conspiracy Corner

    Whales are actually war machines used by the Japanese to spy on American tourists. HE
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    Guess the Song

    Bicycle Race by Queen
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    TNP Minecraft

    I flew in one direction for a minute or two and found it.
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    TNP Minecraft

    I can't play with liteloader, voxelmaps or optifine if I want to play on the server. :(
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    TNP Minecraft

    How am I going to update lightloader and optifine to 1.9?
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    The Eternal Thread: First TNP Edition!

    So I went back to page 3,000 on the RMB to try and find my first post... And now I remember what HE is, sadly. I'm also now sad because of The cascadian commonwealth and Yayness. ;-; I also don't fully understand what I meant by THIS post.
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    Chicken Crossing

    I don't sea what you mean. Are you shore you posted that on porpoise? If that is a joke you went ray to far and I am Mado you. And, though I don't like to coral, I will declare you my anemone. If I come off as sound[ing] too harsh, whale I've been crabby all day. Though I won't be Pacific a...
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    Chicken Crossing

    These puns really aren't celling it I'm going to have to phone a friend or ge[t-mobile] and sprint for the verizon.
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    Chicken Crossing

    I cat think of anymore puns, I'm not feline it anymore.
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    TNP Minecraft

    What is the plugin called?
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    TNP Minecraft

    Is there a plugin for locked chest now, if so what is it?
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    TNP Universalis

    I played EU4 yesterday until 1am today, it's a great game. Your idea sound cool.
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    TNP Minecraft

    XD
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    TNP Minecraft

    I don't mean creative mode, I like being in survival, I mean the /fly command so it doesn't take as long to get to places without a warp. (such as finding the ever elusive jungle which we have now caught and placed in a cage(warp) because it took 30-60+ minutes of flying to find it.)
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    TNP Minecraft

    [me]is sad because they can no longer fly and get errors when chopping down trees.
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    Chicken Crossing

    This thread is knot funny, I can't even begin to string all of these puns together. At some point I'm going to slip up and noose my mind.
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    The Eternal Thread: First TNP Edition!

    [me]gives Cronaal a cookie
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    Chicken Crossing

    Sadly I don't have many more music puns clef, I could try and orchestrate more, but it wouldn't really Mader. I had Sivan more, but I didn't know them by harp. It's a Timple fact of life, I don't have the best memory, tuba-d
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    bE THE lAST pOSTER TO bE THE wINRAR

    No, I finished my sentence.
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    Chicken Crossing

    You're causing too much treble, if you don't stop, I'm going to have to place you under a rest.
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