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Today's special guess star: an actual map! Here's a link: https://i.imgur.com/ybtrhqj_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high Yes my Paint skills are so amazing I know. So here's an interview with the fictional person who made the map, because it's been a while since we changed format...

Yes I agree with Friently, there's no way Totallynotmoristia was you. Or even related to you in any way except name. Totally no chance whatsoever. By the way, I'm probabky technically the #1 fan of this blog so...I don't know how to feel about that actually.

Today's edition of Kyoki Chudoku's Totally Sensible Random Ramblings: A list of things I should do but I'm instead writing a blog listing them. 1. A map. I'm supposed to work on a map of Kyoki Chudoku. But I always seem to forget about it. I really should work on it soon or it'll never get...

Banned for thinking forums have a time limit.

Banned for trying to ban a vice-delegate despite being of a lower rank.

Well I've gotten half of my reputation for giving cookies to RMB newcomers and the other half for my sadistic insanity.

Well I need something to put in my cookies now don't I? Please don't use the cyanide like that he'll get shot anyway.

I read it, it was a wonderful read.

And ethylene glycol and hydrogen cyanide and- you weren't supposed to know that. What even counts as on-topic in these threads anyway?

Banned for trying to enforce laws in Kyoki Chudoku, only the Supreme Overlady of All Reality can do that.

Banned for reusing this overdone and uncreative idea.

What am I doing with my life?

they are crazy

Oh you have that too, thanks. I'll get to work on making it methanol. Here have a cookie, TNP is a delightful place, I'm mostly from the RMB side of things.

In that case can I have very strong alcohol to convert to methanol later?

Yes! I shall reign victorious!

I've decided not to advertise my thingy.

Well I should talk about Tachaka I guess. It's another of my puppet nations. It recently joined the region "I am groot" owned by...Moristia. I swear we're different people, seriously. Why is this relevant? It's not I fooled you this blog is a waste of your time- come back! Wait! Stay until...

Granted- it wont't cause inflation to your currency because it only makes Zimbabwean dollars. I wish for sanity.

Yes I am thanks for noticing. I r winner (obscure reference is obscure).

Thank you for your support. My victory is certain.

As a celebration of my victory no more posts will happen here. I win, by the way.

Yes, I do.

Granted, pizza appears in front of you. It teleported from your trash can and is covered in mould. I wish that this wish will be corrupted.

Yes. I win.

Hello, everyone. I brought cookies. Do you sell ethylene glycol around here? I'm looking for a potential supplier.

Gah! Foiled again by the insanity of TNP. If you let me win you get a free cookie. Deal? Also I win.

"Nice try. But I'll always win." -Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality Surrender now and I'll spare your sanity for an extra second.

Oops, I did this wrong last time. Sorry. Bananana

Greetings, Moristia or should I say Totallynotmoristia.