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The Federal Republic of PacronesiaLeft-Leaning College State
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The Federal Republic of Pacronesia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paperclipity with an even hand, and remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.085 billion Pacronesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacroland. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Pacronesian economy, worth 59.5 trillion Pacs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,843 Pacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Pacronesian mussels the biggest in The North Pacific, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, Paperclipity has just been declared ruler of Pacronesia in an international press conference, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown. Pacronesia's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
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