Krtzbekistan

The After-School Club of Krtzbekistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by 3reetop with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.057 billion Krtzes are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krtzian economy, worth 290 trillion dolans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,106 dolans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.