Recent content by Oakster

Possible?! The Annual TNP Understatement of the Year Award goes to...!

I don't know what it is that you want me to say... I submitted to the Court i.e you, a request to review the Constitution for two reasons: firstly because it states that the Vice Delegate will hold the second most endorsements in the region and he doesn't. Secondly it states that The Delegate...

I think it's pretty straight forward. It appears that your government isn't following the constitution and that the constitution potentially contradicts itself. This is a request to review that situation. I am sure that you will look into it with the open mind that your office demands and so to...

Haha - why say 10 words when a million will do! I think I'll leave it there Ladies and Gentlemen because either I am missing the point or you are... Maybe I'm too old hat for this and assumed too much. I will hang around and see how the region pans out if you don't mind. I apologise for...

The King of Oakster stands up from the desk and claps slowly with a blank look across his face. "Congratulations Attorney General on the biggest cop out I have ever seen in a Court of Law." He slow claps again. "In this attempt to sound like a man who knows what he is doing, you have shown...

The King of Oakster, walks into the Attorney General's Office and with a heavy heart places a large file on the desk.

Jack stood up to listen as the two sage fellows stood up to the statement said with such finality by The Delegate of The North Pacific - Lord Ravenclaw. Shaking them each by the hand he says: "Thank you wise Sirs for your timely comments. I had every intention of continuing as I have been but...

Looking around the Office, Jack can't see any guidance on how to submit a Constituitional Review so he just uses the same form as submitted to the Court. He submits the form and awaits the initial response.

"I am grateful for your advice on this matter Chief Justice. I will file this with the Attorney General's Office." "I also appreciate your comments about my dialect. I'm not sure why.people get so excited just because i choose to talk in italics with speech marks. Would your comments be...

Sighing, Jack turns to Yeraennus, "You have twice, three times now, said that I can only talk in a manner that suits you, do you not consider this an attempt to restrict my free speech? Considering the fact that you seem to be perfectly able to communicate with me I don't understand why I have...

William James sat down in the office of the King of Oakster. The King was running late and although William had a lot to do, no one hurries a King. He looked around at the portraits hung on the wall of all the past leaders of Oakster. He breathed in the history. There were flags of all the old...

Jack looks at the Deputy Attorney General and scratches his head in complete confusion. "May I point out some things to you Sir. Firstly, you are the Deputy Attorney General and yet you seem to completely disregard the Bill of Rights which gives me the right to Free Speech. Do not stand there...

Jack carries on looking for a 'Judicial Election' announcement or post in The North Pacific official records which is turning out to be harder than he expected. He has one ear on the rumbling argument between falapatorius and the Deputy Attorney General. He doesn't look up but has a wry smile...

Jack looks at the man as he enters the room and introduces himself as the Deputy Attorney General. "Good morning Sir. I apologise for not recognising you sooner but the list of Government Positions doesn't include an Acting or Deputy Attorney General and so I was unaware there was one."...