
LONIA KREPTIA LLOR ARENA–The Magicality NPAers scored a major win against the El Wu Wolves on Monday, as old hands joined the team's new blood on the ice, our sports desk reports.
The game saw stunning plays from rookies–including @Ornge and @Foratunaminor, for whom this is their first pro game–as well as old hands (QuietDad scored a goal with his walker). But the most stunning moment of the night was no doubt when @Pallaith, the team's CFO, suddenly came on the ice and scored a goal. Said Pallaith in an interview with Toronto Sun journalist UPC, "That's it? I just picked up a stick and hit the puck towards the net. To be honest, it was a lot easier than I expected."

Chipoli, captain of the Magicality NPAers.
The final score was 22-14. The Wolves, who were heavily favoured at the beginning of the season to advance to the playoffs, are now seeing their path slip beyond reach. Meanwhile, the NPAers now seem set to play the Osiris Hawks in the first round. At the same time as the NPAers' upset victory, the Perdition Wardens defeated the Francograd Pacificans.
The NPAers' roster last night included:
Delegate @Chipoli (Moral Support)
Minster of Defense / General @Comfed
General @Koopa103
Colonel @Cosmic
Lieutenant @QuietDad
Lieutenant @Lord Dominator
Staff Sergeant @El Fiji Grande
Staff Sergeant @Matzerati
Staff Sergeant @Oscarcars
Corporal @Albion(NBU/TVD)
Private First Class @norry
@Foratunaminor
@Pallaith
@Ornge
During the post-game celebrations, an extremely intoxicated @Comfed, age 83, presented his teammates with the following ribbon, designed with his very own crayons:

All told, Monday night was a historic one for the NPAers, who participated in possibly the one of the largest
Comfed
Minister of Defence
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