Tell Blatant Lies about the above poster

[A T-72]

tore down the Berlin Wall

 

[Orange]

Is actually a T-71

 

[A T-72]

is actually pink

 

[Ayuzh]

Created the colour pink

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Is actually Elon Musk.

 

[Neptune]

Isn’t Elon musk

 

[Simone]

Drives a Tesla Cybertruck (I consider it more embarrassing if you do)

 

[Ayuzh]

Eats a cookie every 56 seconds

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Isn’t Elon musk

But that isn’t a lie.
You are supposed to tell lies. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Anyways. The person above me has never eaten a cookie.

 

[Aloysius]

Invented the gluten-free, Vegan, Kosher, Halal, dairy-free, unprocessed, organic, responsibly and sustainably sourced, low fat, zero-sugar, nut-free, soy-free, lactose-free, no spice, MSG-free, palm oil-free and fish-free chocolate-chip cookie.

 

[Ayuzh]

Worked in the Wuhan lab from 2008 to 2020

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Caused the covid pandemic.

 

[Ayuzh]

Does not know about COVID lockdown

 

[Aloysius]

Is an anti-vaxxer

 

[Orange]

Is lost in the woods

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Is PunkDaddy in disguise.

 

[Ayuzh]

Went to his school yesterday

 

[Aloysius]

Used a typewriter to type all their forum posts, then sent the copies to an external source to be uploaded onto the forum.

 

[Simone]

Uses Microsoft Word to type forum posts

 

[Ayuzh]

Never typed a forum post

 

[Aloysius]

Misplet evry wurd een theyre forunm poest

 

[Nori (TNI)]

Eats chairs

 

[Neptune]

Secretly works for the cia

 

[Ayuzh]

Works for the fbi